I told the pet shop owner, I was looking for something different. He showed me a terrarium with two mounds at either end. "They're war ants, quite amusing but never let them out."

So there I was. Sitting in the priciples 45 degree office. All alone while the principle left the room for a minute. Then, all of a sudden, the phone rang. Smuthered by curiosity I

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When she walked into my office, I knew that this was going to be a day that I would always remember. She wore

He finally slid off his jacket and began to unclasp the intricate lock that kept his pants buttoned. I should have known adultery with a locksmith would be a painfully slow affair.

I was at the park when I saw a fly the size of an elephant, he looked at me and waved. He then seemed to fly off into the distance. I kept walking when I came across a big

Comparisons to be drawn between "the virile" and "the virulent" are perhaps as close as the similarities in spelling. Alternatively, cretins and imbeciles seem dissimilar, correct?

As odd as it was, the primary thought going through John's mind was ~these gates are really just white, not really pearly~ as he entered Heaven. An angel approached, carrying two

As the professor walks in, he announces,"Good news everyone, I saw a asteroid heading directly for Earth and we all are going to die." Fry says franticly," Wait, I am only human

The roots of the plant twisted and wrapped around her neck. She regretted every having watered it or given it that expensive plant food. Now that it was walking and killing, she

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The ancient theatre shuddered and rotted, drapes ripped under their own weight. When the door to the lobby opened, I saw

If I had cancer and new I was going to die in the next three day's I would...

"You know you're not supposed to be within a hundred yards of me." He stepped forward, covering my dress with footprints. At least the homicide detectives would know his shoe size

Jordin was a simple person, with simple goals in his life, as far as he thought, but as a U.S Marine Sniper he knew that his life wouldn't be so simple, for example, in Iraq he saw

In West Philidelphia, born and rasied, on the playground is where i spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, playin some B-Ball outside of school when

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