Remember, remember, remember... (write it down, where's a pencil?) FIRST: Underwear. (and then) SECONDLY: Pants.

Sail on, Silver Girl

Clawing her way upward, Chloe reached the top. Nails torn, knees bloodied, but she was safe. Now for the real challenge-- Hindu.

I was driving along the A82 in the gloaming when I heard clashing chords. From the depths of Loch Ness rose a sparkly beast playing a star-shaped guitar: the Glam Rockness Monster!

I met a talking cookie named Steve and together we explored the pepperoni market in North Korea, together we rode a dinosaur named Ed, to find the perfect pepperoni.

Pada pendapat saya, untuk memastikan Singapura kekal bersih, ia memerlukan inisiatif daripada semua pihak.

Once like you, a thirifty miser, keeping folds at bay, now row by row, across the empty page, they march in couplets gray.

When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the masters of fate? Redouble your efforts in an attempt at control, or throw up your hands and say fuckit?

"Firebrand chili will put hair on your chest, and a hole in your duodenum, said the sign outside." "Well, spoon me a bowl. Maybe it'll put hair on my bald pate too." said

Aloysius, demigod spawn of a tryst between Vulcan, god of smiths and fire, and Julia Child, conceived on Julia's expedition to Aetna's peak to cook sea creatures in lava, sat in

Terry looked at me. I looked at him. Terry looked back at me. I looked back at him. We shared this moment together, this scheming look that only two best friends would understand.

I wasn't always a bum. I used to be someone. I used to be rich and powerful. Until I met her.

"Could you hold this a moment?" the old witch said as she placed my heart in my hands. "Sure" I said as I fell on it. Her house and others on fire, Molten Man on the loose, it was

Just chawing on a Twizzler, admiring the stupid rhinos.

An eternal pox on whomever messes up this story!

"You called me Tom Selleck again." He squinted at her warily from the other side of the cot.

Let me get this straight. You believe the universe was created 6000 years ago to look just like it was created 12 billion years ago and the evidence of evolution is just a test of

Ishida expressed his regret at not being able to stay, but he had urgent business at Fushimi castle. He ordered the guards to water the bamboo regulary until Sago was impaled, but

Do me a favor and hold this duck, I'll explain later. (Step, step, step, step, step, cah-click, wheeer, Kah-KLUNK!)

I swear to God, that Tickle-Me Elmo was staring into my soul. He looked at me with his fake, plastic eyes and his mouth open wide. "I'm not ticklish," He kept saying.