The Reader's Digest story caught my eye: 99 Household Uses for Preparation-H. Number one:

Stan, Hell's silliest little demon, decided to take a vacation off from work. But the little silliest demon had not a clue where to go on vacation to! This was a pickle.

The annual Guess How Many "Life is Good" Stickers Are On The Scion competition was in full swing. I counted 26, but Gina swore she saw a campfire one that I missed. 1st Prize

I hate looking in the mirror or seeing me naked. I have decided that in order not to have these stripes and polka dots I will join a decoloration gym.

My dog Bosco can't do many tricks. I mean licking his testicles comes naturally, so that could hardly be a talent. But one thing Bosco could do well, was smell a rat. And that's wh

I learnt some interesting new facts about aardvarks at the zoo today. They can dig through concrete. So why don't they just tunnel out of their enclosure? They drink termite soup

George woke to the sound of drumming. Not birdsong, like most mornings, or even a bustling band of cyclists parading down the street at 6 AM. He pulled back the drapes and saw

"Give me an H" (Crowd: "H!") "Give me a P" (Crowd: "P") Give me an "S" (Crowd: "S") What's that spell? (Crowd: "HhhhPpppSsss!")

Una vez un gato se fue a la escuela.

When I came downstairs Tuesday morning, my dog told me she'd eaten the leftover hors doerves and now had a tummyache. In response, I threw a blanket on her head and sauntered over

It was a sweltering August day at the track. I needed Moneymaker to Show to save my month. I also needed to relax so I sparked some doobage. Took a puff and passed it to my grandma

The jeans fit like a 2nd skin, holes & worn patches just right. The label read: Priscilla's Preworne Fashion. In the pocket Jill found a note "Preworn by PW#3: 310 616-0139."

He had never done it upside down before

It still bothers me that my own mother didn't care that I was cutting myself, yet my science teacher did.

The news anchor then said with a chuckle, "And on the lighter side of the news today, local space-time began to inflate at breakneck speeds today in a small town in Indiana today,

Sometimes when I am thirsty, I reach for a cold bottle of water. But, I only drink water that is fresh from the treatment facilities of New Jersey.

Hi, I'm Jim Reaper. You might know someone who came to know my brother, Grim. I can assure you that my interests lie in the agriculture sector, and maybe in you. For a fun time,

"Oh man, I don't know what was in that eggnog, but BOY DO I FEEL FINE! HEY YOU! WANNA PIECE OF THIS? YEAH!! WAZZAAAAA, HAHAHA WHOOOOO!" I didn't see the cop approaching

"Excuse me stewardess, could you get me pillow please?" he relaxed and waited. When she returned smiling "Thank you and would you like to rub my feet too?" he smiled. While she

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