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Once upon a time there were two adorable children who were homeschooled by a fabulous lady. There was a frog who ate cheese.The cheese of the mountain which was so good.

James saw the village from a distance. He knew that there would be food there. James snuck up behind one of the huts and ran in when nobody was inside. He snagged a baguette and ra

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Does he have a chance? Can he find his way out of this mental haze? This fog that has left him all alone. He cries out for help, but nobody hears. He is left alone with all his fe

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My brother is a wizard. He only knows two spells, but they are very useful. The first spell allows him to be invisible and the second spell

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Two days ago, Thomas Jefferson, the King Louis XII of France and Copernicus' Grandmother were kidnapped and teleporter to Present Day Chile.

I asked the Monster under my bed to scoot over and anxiously crawled in beside him.My parents' loud arguments carry through the thin walls of my room.Monster says sympathetically,

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“Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!” The teach heard the insult, the young girl was a creative insulter. The boy in the vest did play with Nerf items so

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"Please hold onto the safety bar as the bus passes over this bridge" said the driver, who quickly added "in case something crawls out from under it".

Somehow, I'm the one who gets cornered into explaining to a 70-year-old lady what the term "donkey punch" means (she asked). Then, everyone is pissed because I told her the truth.

"...And we will never surrender!" He said from the top of the castle. Troops begun to invade the main square as the archers tried to make them retreat, but it did not matter.

Forgive m,e my lord, tonight's dinner was made by the mad clown Springy. I'm afraid it's a bit

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