Alright so how hard could this be right?

Alright so how hard could this be right? You simply just mix the milk in the flour. But...

pancakes with no levening are a pretty flat affair- the IHOP customers rioted flinging flapjacks in a syrupy melee

. The 4/20 protesters from across the street joined in because it seemed fun to violently throw pancakes in the streets. However, the RCMP were mad about the misuse of maple syrup

And so they demanded that the protesters eat the pancakes that they had thrown or pay the total sum of the money that had been wasted by the discarded pancakes. Both really sucked.

Since the protesters were in no mood for eating the pancakes, they were not willing to pay. This meant only one thing. They were going to be force fed the discarded pancakes.

Dough police began to march towards the swelling throng of protesters, holding old pancakes aloft in an unmistakeable battle stance. "I'm allergic to gluten!" a voice wailed

But the Dough police did not care. They threw the pancakes like frisbees at anyone who got too close. The pancakes were like rocks, leaving nasty bumps on anyone they hit.

Obviously the water to mixture ratio was way off on the dough police's batter. What jerks that they had no pride in their work.

They left no clues to the whereabouts of the Brinks money stolen from the truck, shredding the wrappers. The dough police called the Pillsbury Doughboy, arresting him for theft.

The Doughboy was convicted of murder by mistake and got 30 minutes in the chair until he was golden brown and stopped kicking. No more giggling for him. He was tasty with butter.