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Agnes wrote her Honey Do List. 1. Sharpen knives. 2. Take out Life Insurance. She stapled a photo of her in her flannel nightie so he'd get the message and left it on the table

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The density of a lap cat increases proportional to the distance an owner is from a remote control.

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