Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids,

Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids, but Bennie got into busing for the conversation. Maybe tomorrow's problem solvers could give him some advice. "Hey kids, my in-laws

are visiting today, and they're going to eat me out of house and home. Whatcha think I can do?" My friend Tommy kicked the seat in front of him and shouted, "Buy lots and lotsa foo

fighter albums and turn it on really loud!" Tommy's idea was brilliant. Nothing like blasting music to keep unwanted guests from raiding the pantry. But what about the liquor?

Well, the liquor, well it's good of you to ask. If you'll permit to explain about this liquor, as it is so affectionately called, I think you find this rather, odd, so okay, about

this liquor, its humorous, sometimes vague & blurry, often entertaining, but a bit thick in the head.Why I'd venture to say that this liquor was what made me the man I am right now

except for the fact that I am a seven year old girl. Still, I likes my liquor like I likes my men- no less than eight years old! Too much of it makes me dance the hootchy-kootchy

and drunkeness makes me dance to the most embarrassing song aimed at little children: the hokey-pokey.

The squirtles watched while catching acorns for food and walking slowly simultaneously. Mr. Squirtle had both a fur coat and tail, with beautiful red stripes on his shell.

He had worked hard on this town. He smoked a cigar and opened a beer. Don Squirtle was the most lavish Boss of the mafia and the other squirtles knew it,as they stuffed acorns into

any nearby orifice, sometimes even their own. As for Luca Brasi, I hear that he sleeps with the fishes.