Steve had learned through experience that New Year's resolutions like losing weight and being faithful to his wife were unreasonable. He lowered the bar this year by resolving to

Mrs Peel's friend from the Royal Society examined the strange lump on the victim's back. "Hmm, I'd say Morgellons but the colours of the fibers are wrong, and the sparkly

Once upon a time & a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road & this moocow that was coming down along the road met a wretched little boy named Tucker

"Det förekommer inga brott av den här typen." GW kliade sig i det redan rufsiga håret. Han fortsatte: "Och anledningen är den att det inte finns någon lag emot det."

Suzy stood up in front of the whole class, adjusted her skirt slightly, and began. "cacandi - the genitive of the gerund of the verb caco, cacare, cacavi, cacatus, meaning "to take

Joshua refused to take the FCAT test. Even at the age of three he knew that verbiage was a tool of distortion and control. He looked through the people of earth and of other worlds

I woke up panting as if just ran a marathon. I could now fairly remember the dream but for sure it wasn't a good one. I opened my dream diary and tried my best to recall it suddenl

Li was getting rich on faux rhino horns. He compressed human nail clippings. It was made of keratin too & he was saving the rhino. But he was deceiving the chinese mafia & smugglin

I still couldn't see anything but heard a voice. "You were struck by lightning. Stay calm and follow me." I tried to follow but couldn't. "It's OK. You'll have to leave your body."

When I put a package with a running vibrator in front of the principals office as a prank, I really didn't expect the evacuation or bombsquad, but

Amanda Widdershins looked around the sitting room with a bruised heart. The old farmhouse was presentable enough. The gloom in the northwest corner might even be a selling point.

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Un día de primavera Laura va eixir de sa casa per anar a l'escola. Com pensava que faria un poc de fresca portava una jaqueta blava damunt de la camisa. Al poc d'anar caminant

Rolling Stone Temple Pilots was who was next on the stage. Herman couldn't believe it, he needed to get high and fast so

Bail was set at $100,000. I was facing life in prison. I admit, I made a mistake, but why is touching a sleeping woman on a plane have such strict penalties?

She was radiant. With a scoop neck tee, gold cross around her neck, and her hair in an updo like that all I could think about was

There was something about him I just couldn't put my finger on. He looked vaguely familiar, sitting there on the curb, hit feet tucked under & hat pulled low. Slowly I approached

Marta told the onion her secret wish. Baba Grozna explained: "The layers represent spheres of influence, levels of understanding, and even revelations." But when they sliced

Despite the blood pounding in my ears, I could hear the wolf pacing me in the dark wood. I wouldn't win a race to the cabin's safety. To my left, I saw the headlights of

My downward spiral of phlegmy misery continued.Another Doctor visit.When he prescribed homeopathic arsenic I cracked."Listen you stethoscope-swinging smock monkey,I need Antibiotic