He was in the Latino Law Bar Association and worked as a deputy DA. Every morning he was hung over and every night he was coked up. Such is the life of a man who

Love has turned into pieces and pieces turned into dust as dust flys away love is just lost but where does it go

The unrest in the middle east was getting entirely out of control. We would have to quickly install new dictators or our oil supply would dry up. The CEO of B.P. was worried now we

I opened the door to the fire station and cats just poured out of the door in a never-ending cascade. I pushed forward and was soon completely submerged in cats, my open mouth

Once upon a time in the strange land called Nujallah

"Die" I whispered,"Die now". I struck out with unbelievable force and the knife sunk deep into his chest. Blood followed, like the waterfalls of hatred that pour from our ears when

The funny thing was, he knew. It was only afterward that I learned this, and yet he was able to keep quiet all this time. I should have expected this, seeing as he has a history of

I missed the starting gun. The first wave of parents had already fanned out & gotten all the easy eggs. My toddler was already way behind. I grabbed his hand & elbowed my way to a

"the worst thing about the pizza so far was the burned toppings", he thought as he paced the supermarkets isles absentmindedly chewing. I wish i had a poloroid camera to catalog

Herbert was relaxing on the patio on a warm July evening, enjoying his gin & tonic, when suddenly the stones beneath him gave way and he found himself plunging, still in his chair

Mrs. Bainbridge caressed the books as she removed them from the crate. She had finally obtained a complete set of Chalmer's "History of the Noodle Trade", the 1838 edition with

The old man hobbled and complained incessantly. This is why his grandchildren

Toro is a fan of vampire fiction since his childhood in Mexico.

After what seems like century sitting in the car we finally pull up to a

The fat waitress at the Hot Wing joint had a nose ring and a low cut top. Pure class. She was going to be a makeup artist. That's when the leader of the Yakuza walked in and

I sat down with a piece of toast in my hand and stared at the laptop thinking of a love story to write to my thousands of fans for a book to come out next year, I sat there then

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the highway on a desert road? I have a few times. There's usually a diner around where I can call for help. I could see it in the distance.

Michelle toked on the joint like she was in college. They sat in the Lincoln Bedroom, high, shoving cookies in each other's mouths--having fun. Michelle started crying

On the sunny beaches of the Caribbean, a massive amount of carps started to splash from the water and on to the many fishing boats. They were swimming away in fear of the

Underneath all those gummy bears beat the heart of a champion, and Marsha resolved to dig it out so that she could eat all those delicious bears without getting blood on her