She was fat, unclean and drove a truck. She slammed the rig into park at Peggy Sue's diner. Road dust formed a cloud. He boot struck the parking lot

Gw mesti berobat jalan ampe b'bulan2, GOD show me the way with this sickness n I'll be better coz I trust HIM!

What about "Living Colour Me Badd." They do an awesome version of boy band style cult of personality which

Jan1st,2012.Only now Andy heard about the imminent apocalypse.His sister mentioned it at dinner and planted a fear seed.Driving back he couldn't remember due day.It was driving him

"Star Command, this is Cadet Dykeson. Supplies are depleted. Morale is low. Please respond." Unfortunately due to harsh interference from the ringed moons, dispatch heard:

"Sir, we've deciphered the aliens message!" The communications officer came barreling into the boardroom as all the leading generals leaned forward in anticipation. "It says

"Peas with rice?" asked the lisping effeminate. We had just been about to leave the restroom when he'd appeared from the adjacent stall. "Disintegration is their spookiest album

"No cameras. No reporters. Just you and me and a cheese-stuffed crust pizza." Trump smiled at her. Sarah giggled and pushed her glasses back. Her hand

Kirk Cameron stopped giving the cop fellatio in the truck stop restroom long enough to discover that

'Witch! Witch! Witch!' The crowd was exhilarated at the prospect of watching this poor old lady being tortured with redhot knives, then being put in sack with 6 heavy rocks and

So Travolta could not bring himself to diet. He'd given himself to the McGriddle through sickness and health. Pulp Fiction 2. Travolta decided not to check his voicemails, Quentin

"But I am better than you." They all wanted to argue, because, well you're just not supposed to say that. But, they're protests were blocked by unassailable truth. He was better,

The countdown to year 2112 had lost its strongest digit, so Neil decided to nip the Solar Federation in the bud. He traveled to the Temples of Syrinx with a guitar and

Before making the final decision, I consulted my girlfriend Suzie and her daughter Kylie with whom I lived. Naturally, Kylie showed all of restraint any child of 10 would when

It was a dark and stormy night

Ted said, "Goodnight." Closed the door. Went to his closet and opened it. Red eyes gleamed in the dark. He shoved the coats aside. The vampire was bolted to the wall and hissed

"What have I told you?!" he yelled out, slapping the young girls face. The girl cired out as she fell to the floor, "I'm sorry!" she cried, scared of him even more. He looked ready

I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then

i was doing backflip down the sidewalk when

James took a bite of his freshly-unwrapped fast food cheeseburger and began to chew it, but nearly choked when a woman's face suddenly smooshed against the window in front of him.