It's 1:37 a.m. EST on Christmas morning and I'm sitting here surrounded by wrapped presents thinking "Is this IT? Is this what it's all about?" If Christmas could be different, I'd

The coffee mug was empty. It wasn't strictly a mug in the truest sense of the word, but a blender pitcher that had been the last clean vessel for caffeine. He stared in despair at

As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off

For a long time after the events I am about to relate, I went to bed late just to be sure that I didn't wake up in the middle of the night.

john went to the store marcus ate a peach anthony was a weirdo i told him not to go to sleep my foot hurts theo is dumb i hate school i put stickers on my face

He knew he'd be stuck here on the john for a while, so he picked up a reader's digest. Good thing they write these to be read in the space of an average bowel movement, he thought.

One day Flow rider took a walk in park until

"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I

The city of Lacclair was the safest place on earth as it was a secret hidden beneath the still waters of St.Clair fountain. And those who knew about its existence were

I was playing COD Black Ops and suddenly the door popped open and an army of zombies came toward me

I was in my room reading manga, Naruto and than as i was reading i saw that the character was coming out of the book. I was scared. I took out my fake shuriken and target his face

Long ago, on a distant and abandoned isle, there was a structure like none other, so unique and divine that not even a fully trained army could destroy it. The guard was bored so

a little pebble named peb wanted to find his soul mate, but unbeknownst to peb a BIG storm was rolling in over the garden where peb had lived most of his life since leaving the

I kissed a girl just to try it.

Tiffany put on her hot red dress & favorite perfume. She was so excited about their Valentine's day date, but when Brad took her to the Wastewater Treatment Plant in Brooklyn

soon king apple fell from the tree and demanded to be eaten but something happened during the fall that

Padding toward him, Julian saw Pepper, the dog he inherited from his niece, Kelly, when she moved away to college. They didn’t allow dogs in the dorms. That was 6 years ago and

I felt like cooking something that day so I went to the market and ...

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He should have masturbated while she was out today. He could of found some internet "strange." But she might want to actually do it later, and now it was late and there would be