How do I know that my flight is going to take off in time? The estimated time of arrival says two hours by my intuition says

Long day, same old, same old. So, tonight, instead of ground beef in his Hamburger helper, Griffin added

In the FoldingStory tabletop game, I chose my traits as Manatee (4) & Detective (3). When the herd of Spam Baby (2) advanced, I rolled my Parkourer (3) skill to wall-jump over them

It was a dark and stormy night

She has this theory that people who don't like dogs aren't really people. After a lengthy explanation, the judge

If you're poor, DON'T ADD TO THIS FOLD. If you're hungry, DON'T ADD TO THIS FOLD. If you're oppressed or persecuted, DON'T ADD TO THIS FOLD. If you're a woman or a man, DON'T ADD

a fateful trip it was! I went down to Acapulco on the run. Old fat gut had the goods and then we ended up at Rose Marie's. She was all for fun, but didn't tolerate any brawls, well

In the days that would follow, I remembered speaking the words that ended us. They tasted salty in my mouth and I couldn't tell if I was remembering the tears or tasting them again

I knew South-London would never feel the same without my dearest friend, Jane, to cart me around all the shops I found boring. Everything was better with her around. In the summer,

Once there was a girl named Savannah. Savannah was at the dentist when he all of a sudden he yelled....

Orchade Arcade was a small run down building. It mainly consisted of a toy store, a second hand book store, a sushi shop that had run out of business, and a door that stood in the

Joe Fallows lingered in bed, reflecting on his dreams of the past few nights. Just the fact that he was dreaming again after months of drought made him happy. Finally he got up and

The General hit the white board with his riding crop. "There is no tactical nuke without the word, TACT! Get into your pea brains that the bombing should be subtle! Like a pillow,

"Leader board!" Screamed EK™.

I love talking to my parents about sex. In fact, sometimes I come into their room while they're going at it, just to chat. Eat a breakfast burrito while my mom just nails dad like

Her parents worked from dawn until dusk. Her mother went to mass everyday. All the money they had thrown at her could not change the simple fact: she was a monster that could

I have eight to spare and am covered with hair. What am I?

It was pretty basic. Evidently the owner thought that the urine stain on the bed was all the decor the hotel room needed.

The menu was, at first glance, a selection of vapid, run of the mill Thai dishes that could be found at any Thai place. He handed it to the waiter and asked for the real menu.

Three megs of code DAMN. What ever happened to the time when we took pride in writing a program in just one line of code that didn't crash and had all the commands needed to do the