All our fathers were evil men. Our mothers tell us so in bouts of insurmountable, tear-filled rage. Usually I freeze when I hear the clattering of dishes, but it makes me listen.

There was a man named Ted. He lived on a little hill in a little cabin in his little town. One day, he was diagnosed with lung cancer, so he decided to live life to to the fullest.

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larry is real i am dumb

There he was, sitting on top of the pavement in front of the bus stop..

"C'mon Rook" I said to the newest recruit. He looked shellshocked and pale but followed me into the darkened warehouse. An overhead light swung ominously back and forth. I felt

Patrick was whining about pizza.

Gilbert was a very large man but gentle in his stride

I was strolling around the park what a lovely afternoon to take a walk outside and breathe some fresh air. I can't remember the last time I left the office to breathe fresh air I

There I was in my one piece at the 2013 Muff Dive for the Cure, poised precariously at the end of the board. 100 feet below, a tank of muffs, with a school of muff sharks lazily

"You slammed your door on his foot!" "Yes, which proves he was an intruder. I couldn't have crushed it if it wasn't inside my house." "He was selling Girl Scout Cookies." "I don't

One day there was a girl named Bernice who was walking down the street. She was walking her dog who had a cone on his head. He had a cone on his head because he had recently been

Your bike is in ruins. To investigate the old aviator's limousine, proceed to fold 2. To wash your hands, jump ahead to fold 6. To revisit the badminton court, skip to fold 9.

I was in my room, thinking that if the world im in is just a dream. I recently watched inception and thought that if i try to kill myself i could wake up but knew that this would b

Slowly he opened the door. They filled the space behind like beans in a can... a can of terror. They watched as he

Every time I decide to cook I’m always one ingredient short. The last time I tried to make

Polatitions are rubbish because....

AHHHHH! Kathy screamed at the top of her lungs...

There's something most people don't understand about being a zombie. You're not hungry for brains. Not really. What you really crave is

Joe knew the time would come. He saved and invested so that he could generate a variety of more beautiful clones. They shared his mind, but despite their beauty and appreciation,