I will punch you in the back of the back. You call it your chest. You better rest on the ground while you're vleeding to death to this verse of one breath you attempt to stand. You

"Follow me Avery. No, no please don't be shy. As you walk along through these doors you will I hope soon find that WE posses the cure for all your ailments. You do have those don't

Chuck Norris said that someone this year would bring about the dark times - 100 years of pain. He knew Chuck was talking about him. "I, Jimmy the Fuligo Septica, will bring

That morning when I got to my first period class. Things were different. Everyone stared at me. They all knew the terrible thing I had done.

"Hey, Ninja 2.0! Get your ninja-y little arse over here!" shouted Benny. The ninja slunk up to him silently, a resigned expression on his expressionless face. "What the f*** do you

A snapback. Sagged pants. A chained necklace. Osiris shoes. A long, meek mill t shirt. The typical gangster strolled through town, looking for some tasty weed. His name was Omar.

"It's him -- Petrus Aurelius, the first Antichrist attempt. The carbon-14 readings were ambiguous, but the carbon-13 was off the scale." The group withdrew from the blackened bones

Burroughs rang up Borges on his clatterdemalion. "Do you have anything to do with this? This is like my cut-up game, but I wonder about some of the source texts." Borges was in the

Can we make a Foldingstory with ONLY non sequiturs? Socks the cat ghost still haunted the Clintons.

Stefoni, Christi and Carolyn had a technology presentation due on Monday. They were panicked! How could they get a 45 minute presentation put together in 3 days!?

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end rasping out. "It's done. Check postbox 23 in Hamsted."

To be born again," thought Gabriel F. tumbling back into his comatose body, "first you have to die." Having been there & back he was a new man when he awoke to the astonishment of

When the Elder Gods moved in to the vacant house on Cherry Lane, Mable Klump had been the first brave soul to welcome them, cheesy broccoli casserole in hand. Her sanity blasted

He was born of lowly station, the runt of one of the local chieftains many comcubines. Spurned & exiled he survived in the forlorn steppes. Ghengis was tough, ambitious.& ruthless

Jerry stammered into a room filled with people dressed in full Halloween costumes. Everyone turned and gazed at him as if he were the odd looking character.

"Look, I already told you, I'M NOT PUTTING IT BACK ON!" I shouted at Colonel Stafford. She looked appalled. "I never wanted to be a part of all this! YOU forced me into it!"

"What's the big deal if I was making out with some other dude on the dance floor? I didn't know his name, so it didn't mean anything."

The USC scout stalked the talent show. He'd heard rumors of a girl who was "born to hula", and he wasn't one to pass up a chance at a prodigy. Just last year, a hopscotch prodigy

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

We have this illusion. We're in control. We've mastered the elements. Life's cosy & predictable. It's not like that. Let me tell you. The universe is a violent & inhospitable place