Cinderella wanted to blackmail her fairy godmother but she needed a plan, because threatening the fairy with a broomstick wasn't good enough. Perhaps her stepsisters had advice.

"Possible Existence of Wormholes at the Center of the Galaxy". Harry glancing over Norbert's shoulder commented, "They don't need to look so far away, Norby, your brain is

The branch quivered, depressed from the squirrel.

"Hmm Hmm, And what have we hear? Some sad, washed up little sapling that tried to take the whole river instead of sticking to his puddle. And for that he almost drowned." She spat

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It wasTuck's night out and he wanted to go to The Electric Triangle. He put on his favourite t-shirt which read S. O. B. (Save Our Boulevards). He dyed his hair fire engine red.

Pastor Billy Bob's Bible: When God got done makin' all the varmints of Creeayshun, he was plumb tuckered an put up 'is boots, sayin' "This here's Sunday. Don't get up a sweat

Sam was absolutely so stressed out due to this Volunteer Job Fair that she has no way of getting to, that's being held on Long Island, NY. Her best-friend already let her down, dri

Thrashing through the Oslo in a 400 horse Protégé

It became very clear to me that this is where I need not to be. I have decided to continue my passion for dance elsewhere. Because I was told No I am not good enough!

Quantum Gent and Solara visited James "Zhoriax" Smith in his new condo on Mars. He had never gotten over the catastrophe of 78 aeons ago, but he put on a cheerful demeanor for the

Theo might have been dreaming or might not; he was in one of those places where the borders between the two became indistinguishably thin, but he did not know that. Slowly he crept

Robbie dodged the vicious crowbots of Detroit and got home with his new endovisks. But instead of "Hunger Maze 37", by mistake the shopkeeper had wrapped up "Magic: The Whole Art".

Captain Shmuro tightened the bolts on his new EG coil's mounting bracket as he endured the wittering of his sole paying passenger, Mme Lettucia Vinagretta of the EconoZone. Shmuro

Cookie Monster, Godzilla, and Mothra decided to meet for brunch.

"Happy New Year!" said the waif sloshing the champagne around and tipping his top hat. 2014 sat drunk in a corner leaning on his scythe "Just you wait..."

"I wonder how long it'll take to become famous." Miley said, fixing her blonde wig. "It'll take longer with that wig." Said her agent. "Just shave your head and twerk." "Ew, no."

Once upon a time there was a little girl.

If time is money, does that mean ATMs are time machines? Imma gonna find out. I slipped my card into the slot, punched in my pin number, then pressed "Fast Cash".

Dogs are cool. Dogs are great. If only I could afford a puppy crate. You see, he has a knack for getting into trouble. This canine lives in his own personal bubble.