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Behold the beauty of my newest invention! With the flip of this one switch, you see, the cranial cavity is exposed. Then simply insert the brain of your choosing & tighten here.
Finished
2014-02-19 19:53:56
Took
11 days, 2 hours, 10 minutes, 36 seconds
88
Just so you know, I am narrating again. I told my reflection in the monitor next to my head that he, meaning me, should really go do those dishes that he started on this morning.
Finished
2018-02-20 20:47:26
Took
11 days, 2 hours, 4 minutes, 55 seconds
26
"Of course, I also want total immunity and 10 million deposited in my bank account in the Seychelles. Oh, and that painting in your lounge would fit beautifully in my toilet"
Finished
2012-09-20 17:07:31
Took
11 days, 2 hours, 1 minute, 11 seconds
24
Knees shaking, I stared out into the endless multitude before me. I could not believe where I stood. The piano concluded the introduction; I started to sing.
Finished
2014-12-06 23:30:49
Took
11 days, 2 hours, 59 seconds
37
Sometimes when you are bored, you stare at a clock. I know I do, for a fact. But, when a random sheep pops up in your room, the total opposite happens.
Finished
2015-09-30 19:13:21
Took
11 days, 1 hour, 5 minutes, 20 seconds
32
Al took his singing masturbation act on the road, reinventing himself as “Sonny Bone-OH!” Song parodies like “Beat the Meat Goes On” & “A Cowboy Jerks It Till He’s Done” were Al’s
Finished
2019-11-24 22:00:18
Took
11 days, 21 minutes, 38 seconds
29
I was following the directions, but something wasn't right. I turned the car left down a bumpy dirt road and rolled slowly passed a half eaten animal carcass the size of a boulder.
Finished
2015-05-29 08:28:37
Took
10 days, 23 hours, 44 minutes, 11 seconds
14
"Girl you got more legs than a bucket o-chicken an did I mention you got inpeccable taste. Get it? In-peck-a-bull? Peck peck peck. Can I give you a peck right here?" Joleene rolled
Finished
2016-11-11 18:24:03
Took
10 days, 23 hours, 8 minutes, 35 seconds
12
I always get the best fortune cookie fortunes. This one told me that I would
Finished
2010-06-03 10:17:01
Took
10 days, 23 hours, 3 minutes, 24 seconds
14
If I start a story...
Finished
2023-03-11 09:39:34
Took
10 days, 22 hours, 6 minutes, 21 seconds
13
Susy had always been a happy girl. This ended when she once heard about World War II and all its cruelties that took place. Especially one story about a...
Finished
2011-05-02 15:08:40
Took
10 days, 21 hours, 26 minutes, 19 seconds
40
The pretender king of the cats is outside making his case. The crowd is ominously quiet. The still before the storm? There are some whispers about a resistance movement being born.
Finished
2018-05-07 19:45:56
Took
10 days, 20 hours, 47 minutes, 36 seconds
50
The spooky ghost appeared out of nowhere. "OH MY GOD" Jenny cried, "HE'S STANDING THERE....MENACINGLY!!!" Indeed, the ghost was standing rather menacingly, and was looking hungrily
Finished
2016-05-09 09:54:16
Took
10 days, 20 hours, 30 minutes, 44 seconds
51
Once upon a time, there was a dolphin in the ocean, his name was Johny. He had two tails.... and not being a fox that knows a hedghog, he had no place in life... He had to fix
Finished
2017-10-18 17:33:22
Took
10 days, 20 hours, 15 minutes, 55 seconds
59
I heard footsteps coming nearer and louder. The place was dark. Sweats rolling down my face. " Who's there?!" I shouted. Suddenly, a gun pointed at my face...i was shocked and turn
Finished
2014-06-28 01:57:02
Took
10 days, 20 hours, 10 minutes, 52 seconds
32
Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid canals on his antigrav party-boat, pondering ancient mysteries in silence. But from the empty ruins of Xhiq came a horrific shriek!
Finished
2011-08-26 11:43:09
Took
10 days, 19 hours, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
61
"George! NO! Bad monkey!" I shouted at George as he took away my asthma pump. He had made me climb the entire set of stairs, and I was pretty sure I was going to have an asthma att
Finished
2016-05-03 15:20:19
Took
10 days, 18 hours, 53 minutes, 39 seconds
43
It's the moments in between that interest her the most- the curled half moon smiles in the rain, sitting outside in the sun,
Finished
2018-01-05 22:05:21
Took
10 days, 18 hours, 33 minutes, 15 seconds
43
The interviewer for the position asked me, "What do you see yourself doing five years from now?" I feigned reflection and said with enthusiasm, "Freezing to death on the streets of
Finished
2015-11-02 23:56:30
Took
10 days, 18 hours, 2 minutes, 39 seconds
28
Doctor Joe discovered a new element with atomic number 753. It was somehow stable and non-radioactive. It also had.incredible properties which enabled
Finished
2016-05-04 14:50:28
Took
10 days, 16 hours, 52 minutes, 35 seconds
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