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"One, two, three, four, five.....no....one, two, three, four..... where'd you go? Oh. One, two, three, four, five.... Where is number six, there are supposed to be six."

I was strolling around the park what a lovely afternoon to take a walk outside and breathe some fresh air. I can't remember the last time I left the office to breathe fresh air I

Tammy was too tired to sleep...she hadn't had more than a few hours over the past eight days. Her room was littered with No Doze boxes and empty pill bottles once filled with

The universe is vast, and cold, and dark.

e.e cummings only wrote his poetry using lowercase letters. i wonder why. maybe his poems were meant to be whispered, like a secret between me and you.

I am standing in the middle of the street playing hide and seek with the moon through the trees. The hum of the world tonight includes tankers hauling crude and Laredo traffic.

On the way here, there were guns and roses, the exoskeleton of a hard truth, the journey of a thousand blinks, and San Francisco twice. You must know by now that I am your Guard An

I'm sitting on the couch; my dog's been snoring for the last 15 minutes. All at once he began flicking his paws back and forth while growling, mouth half closed. This was another

And there was world peace. Ever harmonious speech flowed from tounges across the land

*Freeze frame* *record scratch* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. Well here's the deal: It all started one quiet summer morning, when I was

I felt my knees go weak. Mother... Mother was trying to kill his friend. He didn't want to choose between his family or friends.

That or they were being campy. But not in a Sleep-a-way kind of way. More like Elm Street on Crystal Lake where I saw what you did. I know you like scary movies & you fingerbanged

After attempting several time-tested solutions, the lion tamer decided he better take drastic action to release the

The note read, "This is a fake stickup to test security. Put all the money in a bag and nothing funny." I bit my tongue

She turned to me with a look in her eyes that said come and get me. And frankly, how could I refuse?

"Go, Pikachu!" The little pixelated red and white ball flung across the screen and out popped the little electric rat. This was gonna be a tough battle, especially if it's against

I was listening to the radio when I heard a discordant noise. It was my cell phone playing the theme from

As a manager, one of my most essential tasks is to identify strengths and weakness, and delegate tasks to each of you. After much consideration, I now choose YOU for the dying.

For many college students, the holiday season is the time to trek home to visit the family, reap loads of gifts and spend time away from that special