The fable of the Mongoose and the Cobra: Long ago, Mongoose and Cobra were the best of friends. But that all changed on one fateful day. Cobra had found the perfect place for a

Eyes watch me in my sleep... they haunt my dreams... they won't go away.

She smiled sweetly, "Oh, thank you James! I don't know what I'd do without your

Lucky Lucy loses lives through being loose

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I'm Alice. Leaving in an inn. An abandonned inn, full of doors. Which one is the wright? What if I opoen the wrong door? The green one catches my eye. I go through it and a big rat

"But professor, ma'am, you're half-asleep!" "Heh, I can do science in my sleep. Being merely half-asleep is just overkill." She tongued her lucky prosimian skull and mixed the blue

How cool would it be if we had access to historical accounts of massive blunders and successes throughout history? Such a resource could really come in handy. Instead, we're

One slow motion step forward...now I'm closing my eyes. This is it

"She made me want to be a better person. I made her want to smear herself with guacamole. It was pretty hard to reconcile our respective feelings for one another, which is why we

Innocuous lullabies seemed to serendipitously prepare the stunned boy for the chair being thrown at him as he remembered he was running down the stairs to escape the long-arm of an

This is my Historia De Un Amor. My name's Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff and my story is the same as yours but different. It began one steaming night in Old Tunis. The dark eyed

She found him repulsive & lousy at foreplay, but Eve had no choice; Adam was the only man on Earth. He ravished her every full moon; she endured 8 miscarriages before Cain was born

The turtle just sat there and stared at him. Two could play at this game. If this bastard wasn't going to blink then the turtle sure as hell would not blink. Stare down.

One day in the Leap Year I was walking to the restroom at work. We'd been informed, that morning, planned dysfunction would have only one bathroom open in the building. The 9th.

"It's 'Kraken Whispers' all over again for all the good our diplomats have done!" Jarrod collapsed on the divan as the horrible reports came out of the radio from the far planet he

It was a difficult climb, especially with 20 kilos of coffee super-glued to my eye-lash. About 400 miles from the summit the eccentric eagle of Essex

Erica Squidmore lived in lavish but empty luxury far from the seaside shanty of her marriage -- murder charges cleared and ghosts banished, but still haunted by her late husband's

Hades split the pomegranate open and took a handful of flesh. He stroked Persephone's hair and parted her lips. He fed her 4 pomegranate seeds. He licked the juice from her lovely

It was long past time. One night, Adrian, Gareth and their flatmates turned off the telly and the internet, and joined the magickal battle for Britain. King Alfred's shade raised