I'd received a coupon for a free checkup down at the new clinic so I stopped by. "Any problems?" the Dr. asked. "Nope!" I said. "Well, let's do a full transfusion just to be safe."

The white elephant gift exchange party at the office holiday party was an utter disaster. The problem started when Sven didn't understand the colloquialism and showed up with a

I remember my Mom put me to bed, turned off the light, kissed me on the forehead and whispered in my ear, "Never, ever trust a puppet."

It is 1976. A young Australian hobo walks the streets of London, England at 11:45pm. It is a clear sky, but the hobo's eyesight is so bad that he cannot even see the stars.

For most folks the fine line between creative writing and nonsensical jibberjabber is crossed right around

A brand new start to inhumane history. The radioactive mutated human mathematician had just colonized the moon.

This morning, when I woke up, I had a stomp of a headache. I thought it might be a lack of sugar in my blood so I quickly scoffed down 10 packets of Rainbow Drops and

The first facepalm came when I erronneously marked the Folding Story email as "spam". The second came when I couldn't find the address in the block list to unblock. Oh god, why?

Off in a wayward arm of an ordinary spiral galaxy a rather drab G class star thought itself chic because it sported an asteroid belt but its planets all had noneccentric orbits

'It's crying in my heart like it's raining on the town'

No-o-obuddy knows what happened to O'Long John. Don Piano thinks he knows. Honey Badger don't care.

"Grok, tell joke. How many Neanderthals it take to make fire?"

The bags full of used up Christmas cheer were bundled near the door. The use of wrapping paper always sank his mood. For a brief moment, someone smiled, but through it, not at it

tardy lady, time left is but a shorty. move quickly, 'coz lazy bathing won't make you an early darling. :P

I was on hold for fifty-seven minutes before she came back and asked me for my information again. I told her calmly & politely my name and info. "Please hold" she said. I cracked.

When grandma hobbled up to me she put her hands out for a hug and then I sweeped her cane with my judo kick and grabbed her titanium white hair and smashed her head against

He heard the sirens getting louder as they drew closer to the Dunkin Donuts. Barry had

amazingly odd that the quarter had fallen on it's edge over 12 times! as he prepared to flip it again, there came a shout from across the street. It was mrs. gerdsley making some

The ionic chain lashed around his neck like a leash. It had an accelerator chip on it which jammed the messages in his spine. The prepulsor banged on the floor. The Borg said

It was the last time I would try eating cheese on toast and tie my shoes at the same time. The resulting mess caused Phillipa to finally snap.