He gulped down his last swig of Maalox and then he champed down on his last piece of candy cigarette. As the early morning sun captured his eyes, all expression escaped from his

Carl from accounting also happened to have a side job as a stripper. Problem is, he decided to combine both jobs and save himself the time.

Before you decide to add the next line to what I am now telling you...think very carefully, Don't rush! You have three minutes...think! I am thinking about a time when things were

The men just fell down from the walls to sit at the table, all around me. Empty eyes judging, weighing my failures. The blind mutes preaching their Darknesses, their transgression,

ركض اللص ما بين الأزقّة و الطرقات، هارباً من الشرطي الذي لم يكف عن مطاردته منذ خمسة دقائق. حمل اللص مسدّسه في حزامه و كيس النقود على جانبه الآخر. في نهاية الطريق، وجد اللص نفسه مقا

Ivan stared at the happy couple dancing in the middle of the room. They were showered with red and pink lights. Ivan seethed his teeth and blinked when a green light flashed

Handyman's Pesto: Crush 10 garlic cloves with a ballpein hammer. Chop one bunch parsley & nettlepatch with a weedwacker, add quart of sawdust & edible oil. Mince roast hayseeds &

Max AUB. Gener sense nom. Barcelona: Alba, 1994, pàg. 109-110

You could hear the blast twenty miles away.

Hey Fold2, this is Fold1. How ya doin? Listen, can you pass a message to Fold3 for me? Just tell her that I'll see her at the end of the story OK? Thanks dude. Late.

Ten large cardboard boxes were dropped off at his house with small manila envelope which read, "Open This First."

The hotel door bust open as I was jumping naked on the beds throwing $10,000 in the air and rolling around in all the cash. The money I found was apart of a "What Would You Do"

The clay grew tall again like it always does.

10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 bebe, and no nose..... what?

"I'll always love you, but we can never be together." "Why not?" "Health & safety." "Health & safety?" "Yes, health & safety & data protection issues. Also my accountant tells me

Of course, I'm not vegan - so I replaced the water with

They were sold out of tickets for the matinee of "Wicked", but some guy on the street sold me front-row seats to "Puffed Wheat! The Musical" for dirt cheap. I hope Marlene

When you live on a farm, every passing car's a big deal, but this car was even more so. We could smell the land developer stench a half mile away. Protocol for these types mandated

"Great blood and fire. It's hotter here than Vulcan's dick." Said the

"We'll get a parcel of land out in Amazonas Planitia. Rumor say the land is fertile, the natives friendly." Pa hitched up our Lopers & we joined the next wagon train. The martian