"I don't see where...oh, here it is." Dr. Crane paused.The doctor looked again at the chart, then at the stitches across Ralph's scalp, then at Nurse Nancy. "Are you sure?"

I was tending bar at Mel Cooley's when Alan Brady sat down and ordered a Buddy Sorrell on the rocks, but I screwed up and served him a Sally Rogers straight up, and he got pissed

What are you looking at? Strike a pose. Vogue.

My psychiatrist told me that my friend Simon is a schizo. I think I need to stop talking to him, wouldnt want to become one too. But he always appears out of nowhere.

A girl travels half across the world to see her father for just three weeks, whom she hadn't seen for three years. She ends up loving it and cancels her return ticket back home.

This morning, when I woke up, I had a stomp of a headache. I thought it might be a lack of sugar in my blood so I quickly scoffed down 10 packets of Rainbow Drops and

Aiden was in the fetal position on my couch. "The Falcons win whenever I sit like this," he said. No fair - I wanted superpowers too. I found some dusty texts at the library about

"Bienvenue à la maison de passe" said the smokin' hot French woman with noticeably large tits.

I couldn't keep my eyes off of the woman sitting to my left. Stupidly hot, driving a 6 speed better than any man I had ever met in my life. Alas, everyone has a hamartia, and hers

He was 6' 4", 240, and wore a lot of flannel. Drank whiskey like water and killed all his own meat. Was apolitical but felt passionately that Jacob was Bella's true soulmate. When

"Time is way out of joint," said The Doctor to Romadric as they examined the graffiti on Dustula V. "This shouldn't be here." But it was: BAD MANATEE tagged on the transmat dock.

And lo, Fraco Deshi realized that the program had a flip side, full of yet-to-be-sung Yuletide ditties. He didn't care if his son was Joseph. Christmas in July had to stop before

"I sometimes look back over my old folds & reflect on what my folds say about me. Frankly, Dr. Noah, I am appalled by some of the folds I've written. I think I need psychotherapy."

Alexis opened the metal door and squinted. So that was it, he had survived. The air was dusty, but fresher than inside the bunker. It felt like the sunlight gave him new life. He

Previously on FoldingStory: Half-man, half-manatee, all detective Manatee P.I. experienced total ocular self-doubt before being swallowed whole by a hippo. Also, Santa became evil.

In the beginning, dog created the heaven and the earth and saw that it was doog. On the seventh day, dog rested.

TuLips Folker bent over her patient to clear the phlegm from his breathing tubes. She was a wily blonde respiratory therapist with a whole lotta snot suckin' goin' on. Armed with a

"Frrrrrrrrrrrrt!" I sighed. Uncle Luther was at it again. Every year he'd sit there at our family holiday party and pretend that the house was creaking. And every year we'd pretend

When I awoke, it was pitch dark and I could barely hear the sound of two male voices--but not loud enough to hear what they were saying.

The tethered feathers of the gray moth erased the dew of the morning. Its body vibrated the strings of crystal web lacing the corners of the window. I watched curiously as I drank