i and my friend decided to go the nearby swimming complex when, we got there, we change our dress and jumped into the water when, we got to the water, we saw a loch ness monster

She stepped out of the darkness only to see that familiar shape, to hear that familiar noise; whoosh whoosh whoosh. A blue box appeared out of nowhere. She couldn't understand what

Squawkers was Revvin' up the engine, listening to her howlin' roar. The metal was under tension, just beggin' him to touch and go. Squawkers hit the highway....to the Danger Zone.

But the seven dwarfs were totally dysfunctional. They hid that from snow white for as long as they could. Dopey was the scape goat. No one was allowed to

Anna loved Tori, even though Tori was the ephemeral sort. Today, she was a prog epic, going on 27-minute tangents about... centaurs? the occult? Anna fell asleep on her mozz sticks

The mayor cut the ribbon. "I hereby declare.. this building... the largest strip mall... in North America!"

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I learnt some interesting new facts about aardvarks at the zoo today. They can dig through concrete. So why don't they just tunnel out of their enclosure? They drink termite soup

The judge felt no remorse as he swung his wooden mallet down upon his desk. The sound reverberated throughout the court as he said "

Have you ever wondered why things are the way they are? For example, why are there seatbelts on an airplane? Or why do you wear a helmet while skydiving? Doen't make sense. Or why

Rachel had always loved figs, but wondered what all the fuss about figgy pudding was about. She decided that only way to satisfy her curiosity was a pilgrimmage to

In the spring, animals wake from hibernation but how is it that she still sleeps. The doctor says she thinks its time to pull the plug but my family can't bare the loss of a rock.

In one moment, every drop of blood in my body was brought to a stop. There, in the middle of the dark, damp road…. stood the figure of a solitary women, dressed in white.

The Mat hatter stared at the little mouse. 'March forth,' he thundered. 'No it isn't,' said Alice 'it's Jan 11th." "Who asked you to butt in?' said the mat hatter belligerently. I

Not wanting to end up on primetime news, strangers describing the nuances of her personality, she decided to take the road veering right. But as she reached the fork in the road

Ryan, come over here and look at the screen... It's the damnedest thing... I delete this piece here... and *poof!* Delaware's gone.

In a town much like your own, there lived a young girl named Jody. She was adventurous and always sought out a mystery. However, her biggest mystery was about to knock on her door.

There was this guy--said he was a Certified Arse Expert. Turns out he was all mouth & trousers. He couldn't identify an arse if you gave him one on a plate with a cherry on top.

john went to the store marcus ate a peach anthony was a weirdo i told him not to go to sleep my foot hurts theo is dumb i hate school i put stickers on my face

Skip the Skunk skipped skittishly to school, singing skunkish songs. "You've changed your tune, Skip!" One passerby was heard to say. Skip replied "