Two Helmets marched into the room. They meant business because they had rakers. He could see their ComLights twinkling. The Borg turned him over to them.

Detective Manatee tutted and mused upon lost time as he left the sparsely attended IMAX 3D showing of "Vending Machine Perspective". Who could he call? Who could he trust?

Bam! In a panic, Manda jumped 3 feet off of the cracked, tiled floor as Beatrice stormed in to the kitchen.

The following line is not intented as a factual statement.

Squids are pretty cool, I guess. "says Sam." Say, don't the quotations go around the quotes? "asks Meghan." Nah, "Sam replies." Today it's backwards. "Meghan sighs." Youre always b

Normally Carla didn't accept under 18s, but today she was in the mood to make an exception, so she picked up the phone and

They each took turns at that papery little skank. "Aw yeah, you like those letters all over you, you filthy story? I'm gonna fold you so tight, your crease could slice butter!"

"Youse just shots a whole in my Stetson!" The hombre pushed through the bat wing doors. "This woulda cost $69.95 at JC Penny's... retail!...during Crazy Days!"

The beach... the place where the land meets the sea, and the place where I take my morning walks. That is where 'they' first appeared.

From the Hillbilly Dictionary, "Whippersnapper. wip-er-snap.ər. noun. A dang greenhorn fool who snaps his suspenders 'an thinks he's some kind a know-it-all. Nincompoop. nin-cum-po

It started off innocently enough, as most of these situations do. I was in the cereal aisle, looking for the Kellogg's Corn Flakes, when I saw her approaching the Pop-Tarts.

If the Enterprise had been the Titanic would we find ourselves with the 6 foot tall duck like we do now? Get him out of that contraption & then fetch Mr. Spock & Ensign Earl Grey.

I'm so sad.

Barraco Barner, Angie Lammercoegh & Vula D. Mierputarde met one another under most unlikely circumstances, and really they had very little in common with one important exception,

I have a monkey head.

I am so happy i am not a freshmen this year :)

As Sunshine and her walked into a heavy mist they got lost and fell into a hole that lid fell and trapped them as it filed with water...their cry's never to be heard

"I faked my own death. It just, well there was just way too much bullshit and I guess I'd rather be free and on my own than famous." I stared at Michael Jackson in disbelief

"Teach me the ways of arcane magic," I begged her. The old lady ran off, chanting, "Chil', this is a smoking jacket, not a blesséd garment. If you wanna bug a real sorcerer, go to

"No really, Clancy, pick the sword. It's right there by your left foot. Be careful. It's alive. It knows where we're going next. No you can't ask it for wishes."