I was slowly walking to school on my first day, and seeing that all the students have already left me. As I hear the bell ring from miles away, a sudden male student grabs my hand

I was sitting at the tip of the ifle tower and

after puting on the jumpsuit and getting ready to jump off the cliff i turned around and I seen

As i was sitting in class i was thinking about ...

And after all that hard work, all she said was "Bravo, and now go mow the lawn, we will have guests tonight." Guests. The last time we had guests was in 1979, and all that happened

New York music is music that starts with horn

I wanted to make a warm and fuzzy crayola drawing of two puppies playing tug 'o war with a tube sock. Then the owner smiling. The caption reads, "Fuck the police." If I gave

Chocolate covered pretzels dipped in caramel coated mint ice ream wasn't enough to drown my disappointment at having been fired by the worlds worst company.

The cat had to get to the potato. It was the only way to advance the plot of the story.

He woke up like all the days before, still exhausted. But unlike all the days before, he was in an unknown hotel room, with a dried blood caked across his upper lip. How had

I stared at the computer screen. I've been dong it for a half hour already. Then, it happened. The screen began to swell, and... FA-BOOM! Broken glass everywhere. i wanted to open

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is a final boarding call for Mr Al Kyder travelling to the Cocos Islands with Small Seats Airlines for flight SSA83089 at gate no. 22

There was that damn noise again! I pulled out my power drill and made another hole in the drywall. It was like a smoke alarm beep followed by a skittering sound. I searched for the

"Elves? Are you serious?" Celeste looked across the meadow at the pointy eared humanoids. "I don't even like the taste of elves." Drak lower his bow, arrow knocked "Well, we have

Roger Corman wondered how to top himself. "How about Sharktopus vs. Dinocroc." Nah.. I need something new.. or old? Frankopus? Yes! Dr. Frankensteins greatgrandson is a marine biol

The young girl was used to dark places so the narrow and damp corridor did not frighten her. She felt her way down, her hands running along the sides of the jagged walls until

So i was sitting on the corner hydrant staring at the carcass do the cha cha across the golf course and feeling a deep sense of an emotional vomit coming to

Project Twinkle. That's all it said. Two words. Simple. His jittering hand left sweat prints on the paper. A drop of blood fell on it. "Project Twinkle?" The words seemed to

Irving's face felt flushed. Shame. Spread like a fiery rash all across his face. Of course, he could not verbally acknowledge this. No, he must continue on as if nothing happened.

She was halfway through preparing the payroll invoices when she thought to herself 'Damn, I'm too hungover for this, and far too baked.' I'll just give everybody