...So anyway that was how we met and we've been together ever since." She hugged him and they nuzzled noses. "So, how did you two get together?" I slowly drank my ice water.

All ye beware. The great Guinea Pig Purger has come. He shall cleanse the world of all wickedness--and guinea pigs.

I don't want to do it. Don't make me, please. I can barely string a sentence together, let alone

I am reading every line in her face. I am driving every role. I am simply being me.

Joanne was weird.When she was a little girl she used to love Spiderman.She grew to fear spiders to death and never watched a single Spiderman movie.

I had a can of beer with my favorite football team's name on it. Life can't get better than this.

Nate blinked in the bright light. "Welcome to heaven." Said a soft voice. He looked about, a giant carrot floated above him and there were luscious carrot fields as far as the eye

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the first day of school! I was ready to return. This was, afterall, my senior year and I was looking forward to

The teacup on the desk begins to shake. Ripples disrupt the calm surface as cracks tremble across the glaze, and then it collapses in shards of flowered porcelain. Cold tea pools

The chicken corpse lay on the table hours after the knives had dismembered it. The bones from its legs had been stripped of flesh, but rattled toward it. It was chicken apocalypse

She stood before me naked and I felt my eyes wandering her body. Meandering until they became firmly fixed on a small dark spot on her upper thigh. What was that? I started to ask,

Would chocolate be enough to bribe the border control police into letting me cross into Canada?? I had left my passport and ID in my wallet! And God only knew where I had left

As he approached the center of the field, he couldn't help but think about his impending doom. He glanced down at the package in his hand. It wouldn't save him. Why bother with it?

"So this isn't 67P/Tschurjumow-Gerassimenko?" "No, your about 7 million miles off. This here's 109P/Swift-Tuttle, but why not set down and stay a spell? The ammonia snow powder's

The other day i was walking down my neighborhood when someone started.....

Quebec, November, Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster. I am thinking constantly about mice. Where do they live at night? Where do they come from that they invade my kitchen

Elijah flicked the stub of his last cigarette into the embers and tipped his hat to rest his head on his saddlebag. The Milky Way glowed dimly behind his horse tied to a Saguaro.

I had thought Snow would be more beautiful, but her lips were garish in her middle age, and the black hair had streaks of silver, and while I was no Prince Charming anymore,

On a good day he felt tall. So tall that he could almost just reach the top; today was not that day. He realized what was going on; cheetos weren't doing it any more.

Adam are a student who want to write a story.