I wanted to know who kept destroying my snowmen so I hid a couple of cameras in the head of my latest creations. I was expecting some teenagers. I was right but they weren't human.

He was bent and twisted like a wasp stuck in the fly screen. It was from years of refilling the Slurpee machine. At the peak of his career he'd

i was runing down the hall and i saw a girl and i,

We flushed the remnants of the alien spacecraft down the toilette.

"Of course the LGBT community doesn't exist," muttered Dan, adjusting his tinfoil hat. "It's all a government conspiracy." He poked me on the forehead. "So stop acting like you

The swords edge was as sharp as hell, the steel itself burned with the hatred of the hundreds of souls it had taken out of this world and put in the next. always it was warm to the

'Baby I just hate it when you leave.'

Había una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.

It was happening. It was finally happening.I was shaking with fear as I realized that it was going to be all over.It was unfair that I was here to see it happen. What happened was,

She was 12 years old but in charge of Microsoft. Brilliant, evil, sophisticated, she'd taken her Dell laptop and turned it into the world's most powerful little engine. She

Smith looked at Gary and winked the kind of wink that wonks give monks and hacks give hackers. "you ever seen a crime kid?" he growled. "Not since interpol raided my moms place and

I lounge in my bedroom, my cat meows to be let in. Five minutes later, she wants back out to use the litter box, and I must use the bathroom. I get a drink of water, so does she.

What malady is this? What encramuria, what galabromancia, what fettuxionic meurblograkh?

I always want to know where i stand with people, but am too shy to find out. So instead i

"Our highrise buildings are highest quality. Earthquake proof, efficient recirculation cooling..." "The Sheik would like to know, can you put make his rooftop swimming pool shaped

The wolf called in his weekly pizza order, only this time he wanted spinach, mushroom and onion - with easy garlic. "Don't forget to put dried peppers in the bag! My son was

"What *are* marriage vows even? Rules? Guidelines? More like suggestion box pipe dreams at best." Man, Craig sure knew how to talk me into justifying the dead hooker in my trunk.

This one time, in band camp

The search of the prince's room yielded grim clues to his disappearance; a cracked jewel encrusted cod piece, an empty coin purse and a small puddle of indigo colored blood.

None of them really knew what they were doing.