My own father had said many unforgivable things about Indians even though his grandmother was a full blooded Cherokee. Somehow I always felt ashamed of this fact as if I were here

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The headstone was old and craggy. Hundreds of years had chiseled its elegant flourishes away and left only my name and the words "Mad. Died screaming". Time travel, I'll miss you

So today started off a bit unusual. It began with activated charcoal, some coffee filters and a whole bunch of alcohol. Luckily, my partner in crime (who rarely steers me in the

I told the half dozen cats that are holed up under my house that I tolerated them to stay there just in case I had to move in with them once my house remembers who she is. That day

I never was good at skateboarding. I think it was the jeans, honestly. How am I expected to kickflip with the maneuverability of a hogtied tortoise?

"Hello, America!" shouted a mouse down the microphone. Of course, this being a mouse, it only came out as "Squeak-squeak, Squeeaak!". The President looked baffled. Was this

A mime is a terrible thing to waste. Just yesterday,

The auto-correct of my iPad makes me look like a moron as it auto-incorrects my typing to make it look like I type in tongues.

A cardboard box arrived unexpectedly for me in the mail, heavy with its unwanted contents. Dammit, I must have forgotten to

truthfully, my sister was a lesbian. she'd been getting pretty close to me lately, and it freaked me right out. never been into the whole incest thing.

"CALL THE EXTERMINATOR!" the chef shrieked at the top of her lungs as she burst out of the pantry.

Waking up with stigmata can be embarrassing if your one stand is sitting around waiting for the breakfast you promised her. "Are you telling me the pancakes were a lie?" The wounds

"Flouron is a naturally occurring element, and a Halogen Gas. When Flouron gives up ___ electrons it is capable of bonding to Oxygen to make an element found in toothpaste called,

There's an invisible man in my coffee pot. He worked at the CIA for years. He knows state secrets. He was killed in Iran and his essence moved into my coffee pot. Ah, breakfast is

The man is composed of more mechanical parts than organic matter; the shimmering metal and computerized wiring replacing not just mere limbs, but entire organs as well. He was

In the night, about 11p.m i went to my room to sleep, when i was sleeping i smell something burning when i opened my eyes , i was shock to see a molten man , who was spraying fire

The butter carving hall at the State Fair was packed when Becky unveiled her sculpture of the Egyptian leader. Entitled Moobarak, it was an incredible likeness. Until Amir scythed

Tis a bad start to your day when even your own demons refuse to speak to you. Seriously, what an attitude these lost souls have! Spawn of hell my ass! They're like spoiled emo

Edwin was from Philadelphia and therefore disgusted byt the recent flavored pretzel phenomenon. It was an outrage. Cheese was bad enough, but apple connamon? NO! He decided to kill