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Eleven minutes ago his world ended, but he was standing there in the office telling jokes. Had he known, he'd have been swallowing a bullet or climbing the 10 foot roof fence.

She had spent a lifetime controlling her emotions in public. Working as a cashier at Old Navy wasn't the place where one could "share." So she bought a beanie baby named Jesus

"What about a pop-up book?" "She's an adult. Folded up pieces of paper. That's kids stuff." The clerk lowered his voice. "I'm talking about adult pop-up books." He slowly opened a

A Limp Bizkit umbrella group chomped a pita in opposition to McDonald's chief. Few people knew that McDonald's had their own Native American Tribe. Their casino is just

Linda married and divorced her first awkward turtle. The turtle struggled with drug and alcohol abuse, and went through recovery in the mid 1990s. After marrying his second

Edgar was the only one who could see the dragon, and Jim was the only one who could hear it. They needed to stay together to make sure the beast didn't catch them off guard, but

Last time, on "Adventures With Silly Putty",

Pen against paper, but no words come out. No thoughts whatsoever. Just nothing. I didn't understand how my hypergraphia could change so quickly into writers block. It did. And now

Her smiled infected her mother as she ran to hug her. It seemed like forever since she'd been held, & her mother held her the best. Why had it taken her so long to live to the end?

Kari loved cotton candy. She would frequent carnivals just to

"BWWRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!" Three and a half hours of holiday cheer ended in 2 seconds and all over my mom's linoleum kitchen floor. It was pitch black and way past midnight.

Half of the audience at the midnight screening of the cult film's sequel weren't even alive when the original premiered. That wouldn't bother me but these noisy kids annoy me with

Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "bouquet") his role model. Meryl Streep his muse. Anderson Cooper his archenemy. Anson Williams

The devil's whisper fell on deaf ears. Her angelic heart could not be turned by the first of the fallen, though at every turn he was there to remind her of a different course.

The woman sporting a grey parka, the hood pulled snugly over her head, exposing only a pair of shades, walked into the bank, lingered and loitered long enough to make other bankers

Parry, dodge, spin! I loved the Daffy Duck / Robin Hood short cartoon from the 40s.

"Don't say shit!" she screamed, swiveling her head like the night before under completely different circumstances. "Even if you DO talk to the hand, only one of my fingers has

there 2as once a castle upon a hill, the lived there because his mother had some kill. He followed god and smoked weed everyday, but this king had a secret...he was a fucking gay.

I laughed. I didn’t want to. I don’t laugh at people because it encourages them to interact. But I couldn’t help it. At first it came out as an aborted “ha-ha-h-“ I tried to