The darkness engulfed me as the burlap bag swallowed me whole. A scream died in my throat and I tried in vain to rip the bag, but it was no use.

Hace mucho tiempo estaba un cazador cazando en el campo. De pronto aparece su amigo Tedoro cuando de repente ve pasar a un lobo por detras de ellos.

Singapore Slings were slid onto the table. Thirty of them. Delilah stared at them. Sure she was preggers but she could have one last drunk, so she

The hamster waited for him to go to sleep. He pushed back the bank of cedar chips. There was the hole. He squeezed through it. Climbed up on his bed. Crept onto his chest, neck and

A little old lady danced on a lonely street corner, chanting "Don't kill the man who paints your house. Don't kill the man who paints your house. Ai-di-di-die di-di-di-die."

If I had to hear that idiotic ring tone one more time, I was going to shove the stupid phone down her throat. I'd managed to avoid every episode of Glee, but here it was, right in

The unicorn knew he wouldn't last long without a heart, but he had given it to the Marshmallow King in the hope that it would save the universe. He could never have predicted that

In the end, only I will remain.

I bandaged my oozing toe with a strip of cloth I'd cut from an old shirt, winced, cussed as I put my sneakers back on. I really needed to control my temper. If I didn't stop kickin

Jack enjoyed spending his time in Creed's Bar in downtown Seattle. It was a small establishment, designed to replicate the vintage small-town feel of the Deep South.

The tornado touched down on his car. He blacked out. When he woke up he was in a giant cave. Glistening rocks moved around him. Something slimy oozed across his windshield.

They went into the dressing room. That's when the AXE men's body spray fell on the crowd. She reached down to get it and he kneed her in the chest. She flew back into the mirror

Wayne was a misery-guts. 'Wayne the whinger', they called him at the office. He didn't care what they called him. He had plenty to grouch about

I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i can relax and play. My favorite thing to play is

Tabitha squatted down and hugged the tabby cat. In their full-bodied embrace, they were about the same size. But in her heart, she knew that the ancient feline would

The ER Doc asked me"What Happened" "Well" I started "It's been ages since I've had sex so when so I took two Viagra. Then worrying about a heart attack I took three Nitroglycerin

The yellow cat(not Garfield)was staring at Jane so full of himself...She hated that cat!Steve was such an idiot!Why did he have to give her that stupid cat?And then convince her to

I looked into the sky and saw chuck norris flying, doing his paper round like he does every day at 3 pm, but today he had a brand new cape

An old saggy hag was running through the street naked as can be running into a stop sign with a draft causing her breasts to smack her in the face.

FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A FOLD IN THIS STORY!!!