I always had this feeling that something was wrong. Every time I visited my grandparents' home, I noticed how peculiar it was that grandma never cooked. It was as if she

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'Congratulations! You are the winner of a 7 night 5 star trip to the Bahamas!' said the pop-up on my screen. I thought I had installed that damn pop-up-blocker! I clicked on it and

I remember the day when I went to the park. As I walked, I noticed how the rabbit and squirrel were eyeing the same piece of fruit, on the ground. I wanted to see who won, but

Buster laid on the cool floor next to the table. Outside nothing moved. It was too hot!

With long legs crossed, she sat across from me in the little office and mutt5ered to herself, "Where to begin?" She raised her head and said, "You won't believe this but I..

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Once upon a time there was a lion

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Our true power can be revealed when you are wearing me and I am being worn by you.

Day One: It’s difficult to sleep with that overhead light on…200 watts of brilliant washed-out light blazing all night, and my eyelids unable to stop the light from seeping in.

today was a day to remember. I heard the word

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I laughed maniacally. He had no idea that he was dealing with a keyboard warrior. Swiftly, I corrected his spelling and grammar, and proceeded to laugh at his poor excuse of a cuss

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