One day Tommy was walking to school. Tommy does not like school but he was happy to go today. They were going on a field trip but when he got to his class, no one was there. The cl

It had been six months since Sierra's roommate had last thought to ask her if she might like something from the convenience store before she ran out the door, golden tresses flying

Upon concluding business, Jim went to shake hands. His partner recoiled. "Sorry, I have a thing." And by thing, he meant tactile confusion. Hand sensations misfired to his genitals

True happiness is the long hard lick of a strawberry ice cream.

Lasers have built a sand castle in my dying room. It got hit by lightning and became a glass castle, inside of which I now reside. Its geometries allow only one movement: sideways.

The Strange High Man in the Woods has stood there for 80 years. Mother says he took his final walk the evening of April 23, 19__ and has not moved or spoken since. Some say he is a

"Howard, I'm telling you. The man's a genius. The contraption he mounts on his cattle collect the methane emisions, he gets to book a carbon windfall & then he sells it to the

There is very little time left. 24 hours to be exact. If I don't shut it off the world will be destroyed

"Oh your gonna miss me, baby. And I'll be so far away"

"The worst part about getting old," she said, "is forgetting things. Who are you again?" She smiled passively. "I'm James, Gran. Your grandson." He was always so patient with her.

"How did I get here?" She asked herself as she took in the greenery around her. Above her was a sign: "You have one hour to get out of the maze. Don't touch the green walls."

Riddle time........ We are two, we face each other I don't care if you need more clues.

When I opened the door, the smell hit me so hard that I couldn't breath.

One day, Marshinassasin walked the bare bone streets of New York City after it has been plaque by the green virus. After fighting a very hard boss, he got high end knee pads.

The 27th Prophet of Earth liked his beer and pretzels -- but he never had any intention that these should become required sacraments for residents of The One. He watched in dismay

He wouldn't hurt anybody. He couldn't even kill a fly. Which made his job as a Hit Man tricky.

Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. (1) with whipped cream and berries (2) naked (3) naked with whipped cream and berries (4) when you wrinkle you nose like a bunny (5)

There is A crazy girl that likes taking things only from redheads

I lay on a gurney to be wheeled to my appendectomy. Nurse pricked my arm and chatted: "Shot works pronto, so you're disorientated and speak funny. On to your heart surgery!". Chid.

When folding stories, I find it a lot better than drinking on St. Patrick's day. Too many drunks in Andetsdonville, my mum complained. Better to fold storied, she told me whilst