Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?

The teacher rocketed into the room. She was screaming and saliva squirted out of her mouth and hit me on the face. It was disgusting. I don't care who she thinks she is - that was

For what seemed like an eternity, smashysmashy looked for three long minutes, trying to find his folding story page in the jumbled mess of tabs.

"Take off that bee costume while we are outside, that dang roundup might get you!" Buzz was not amused by this left handed back rub. Buzz saw his chance and took it; releasing his

If there is no school tomorrow

The sky was perfectly clear as Fred walked down the sidewalk. His short, brown hair was perfect. Suddenly, he saw a stray dog.

I laughed maniacally. He had no idea that he was dealing with a keyboard warrior. Swiftly, I corrected his spelling and grammar, and proceeded to laugh at his poor excuse of a cuss

Doctor Joe discovered a new element with atomic number 753. It was somehow stable and non-radioactive. It also had.incredible properties which enabled

Did you come alone? Do you have the bag? Where you being followed? What day is it? Did I take my meds?

He pointed at the picture."This is Nemo.He's a fish.You are going to find him."Fifty heavily armed grunts in bathing suits starred at the admiral."NOW!",he shouted.They shot up

One day, I was laid on the towel when I was pulled into the swimming pool by someone. Inside the pool, the water was drunk by me but suddenly I was caught by the lifeguard.

Don't let me fall!

While doing a weekly cleaming, Madame Dujardin received a package by pigeon post from a M. Veloux at 32 Ave. De Chaussoise. She opened it and found the following: 1. A book titled

Jerry sat alone at his cubicle. It was another long night of overtime. He wondered where all of his coworkers were as he tapped quietly at his keyboard. Little did he know that

En la clase de espanol, todos los dias...

I took my wedding ring off and rubbed the suntan lines around my finger. I set the ring next to my wife's photograph--like I've done every night since she passed. She use to say

A field of lavender as far as the eye could see, and the mistral cast waves upon it, a tempest of purple. This, thought Amien is like me, and felt at peace unknown to her.

Why? Why must I do this? Why do I..

I sighed as I cracked my knuckles. I had been up all night writing my Judge Judy fan fiction. I was sure it was gonna be a big hit. The only thing left was to post it,

Phoebe pursed her lips as Ernie mansplained how to mend her gas meter box with gaffer tape. The setting sun hung low in the sky and spread pink light over the grimy box attached to