He let the man talk himself silly. He hid his smirk with a knowing nod. He pulled out an application and handed it to him. Then he said, "Look, applications are good, but what

It wasn't unusual for them to assess taxes for not being a cat. It was a felinoid town after all. The outskirts always smelled like Tuna and regurgitated hair balls. Tabby guards

It was a time for laughing, a time for love, but most of all it was a time for

Awkardly, I struggled to make a joke, dealing with stressful situations in the only way I ever did. How was I to know

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing, broken your sevant I kneel. It seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing in me.

Sue hummed cheerfully as she made herself a cup of tea. She and Ann were going to have the most brilliant day. The doorbell rang. She opened the door, but it wasn't Ann. It was

Weekend at last! Jamie had chopped his last onion and dressed his last salad. He sneaked a can of fizzy out of his jacket pocket and reached under the sofa for his secret supply of

The wall surrounding her, all at arms length, were slimey and wet. And dark, it was dark al around. She looked up where high above she say a point of light. Damn. In the well

She loved being in love. She loved it so much that she prepared for Valentine's Day ten years in advance. She didn't have a boyfriend yet but that didn't matter because she knew

Hulk Hogan realized his fight against the newborn kitten was not as one-sided as he thought it was when

I sat waiting to hear what the teacher would say next... Would it be another boring day of school? One that would last a lifetime and then some. Suddenly, the teacher turned and

Gloomy Gus made a fuss whenever his truss filled with pus. He took the bus

A dirty blond girl from my high school staggered out behind him pulling down her skirt. Seeing Kevin, she turned around and threw up, clambering for the porcelain which had recent

“You have a reputation as the kind of guy who’s not to be fucked with. Ice-cold under pressure”, Ben started, not getting to the point. “I didn’t come out here to be flattered”

"Not another one!" she screamed. "It's me baby. Don't you remember? We really had

When I first saw Maya, she was this little and malnourished girl who ceased to respond to any cuddles or hugs given to her. But strangely, I felt attracted towards her.

She looked up at him with the deepest look of disdain that she could muster. "Tell me, Hugh, why on Earth

The year was ADR3498 and the old republic guards were worn out from the constant battles that had taken their toll over the last two millenia. Many had come and gone.

the golden sun dipped below the horizon, staining the whole sky deep purple. Sally was getting nervous. she was afraid of what happens to girls alone in the big city after dark.

Well, I was at an e-learning conference and the rain was pouring.