Anthony wondered why the lady at the desk had given him the directions to this room. Everyone here was giggling maniacally or staring at nothing, rocking back and forth in their

I was walking through the woods one day, and I came to a fork in my path. No signs signified which road led to where. One path was dark, with trees growing up on each side, clawing

I am trying as hard as I can, to destroy the old man's house but to no avail.

Shouldn't we be questioning everything? I mean, instead of making statements, don't you think we'd be a lot smarter if we just asked questions instead? Like, why in the world

The President apparently had no idea that thousands, perhaps millions had been slaughtered by his forces. "Well, hi-de-ho, then," he exulted in a remarkably brief press conf

What's that? You dropped out? Your familiar was a loco barn owl with razor sharp talons who'd strafe your unprotected scalp. Yikes. How many stiches is that? 13? I don't blame you.

It is always the coldest right before the sun breaks the bleak eastern horizon. The lights from SpaceDock 1 were still visible but would be invisible soon. I remember when...

CRASH! BOOM! SMASH! Clatter! BOOM! "What IS going on up there", my mother asked. "Erm," I replied "I'm, erm..

Jack enjoyed spending his time in Creed's Bar in downtown Seattle. It was a small establishment, designed to replicate the vintage small-town feel of the Deep South.

Have you seen the robot built by the chinese named Yang Yang who's the spitting image of Sarah Palin? I've got my own conspiracy theory on this.

Let me get this straight. You believe the universe was created 6000 years ago to look just like it was created 12 billion years ago and the evidence of evolution is just a test of

Once Upon a Time, Dale murdered his sister for not giving him the limited edition Barbie doll he wanted. Dale was arrested by the cops when all of a sudden the cop pulled out his..

"Anna, take your sister upstairs." Mother says forcefully as she stares out the window with a dreadful look on her face."What's wrong?" I ask, but she replies with,

There I was... there I was.... there I was... in the CONGO!

I wanted nothing more than to tell Ramone the truth, but I just couldn't bear it. He looked so innocent in his bunny pajamas. How could I let him know that

I never imagine taking the wrong train would lead to such an adventure. When I realized this I was already 3 hours into the ride and far from home. The scenery outside was very

"Jingle bells~ Jingle bells~ Jingle all the way~~" "IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS SHUT UP!"

Today is the day. Its game day. Today is the most important game day there is. Its the opening game. Our very first game. I'm ready to play some ball.

So why am I sitting here trapped? What made me cross the line from being a Dad, an employee, a husband to a criminal who can never escape these prison walls? Fame - my 15 minutes

Ironically, it happened on a Thursday.