That one debbie downer of the group.. wow never thought I could be sooo

The cat left a deliberately placed turd, like a war declaration from the dark side, in the middle of the left side of the bed. The next day, another on the right side of the bed.

I didn't forget to remember that I forgot, I still remember that. What I still don't remember is what was forgotten. As of now, I think it has only been forgotten once. Unless I fo

There was a little jellyfish that lives in the sea.

Once upon a time there was a princess who had a terrible personality but was very attractive.

“Of all the side effects that Professor Hinckley said could come with these new super powers of mine, why, oh, why, did it have to be the one where my...”

Today is a beautiful day to learn about computer supported collaborative learning

Thanks, I already did. Help yourself by helping others. You don't believe that chicken. I don't either. A nice country ham has no regrets; a good one has a few. But the best swine

No matter how far he went, teenagers continued to harass Mr. Shore. They seemed to get worse and worse every time he moved to another town. Just now, one of them was knocking.

Have you ever wondered what lies beyond perception? It wouldn't be fair to say that Frida was blind; she could see clearly in fact, some say even more so than your average person.

This could only mean one thing: The game is afoot. This was going to require some strategy if we wanted to make it out alive. The first thing we'll have to do is...

The world went on. Nothing unusual happened to them. But I plotted. I plotted my revenge on

In his heart of hearts, Dracula was a softie. He spent his downtime knitting wool koozies for tubes of blast-frozen blood and sketching ideas for marshmallow shapes. No one knew

Back before the public service messages, Scruff McGruff was tougher than Elliot Ness. Over a bottle of scotch he related to me the case that lead him to retire. Chicago, 1978, he

If he heard the Salvadorian neighbor say, "Andy?" one more time he was gong to remind her that she was a terrible mother. Her son "Andy" was going nowhere fast because

Here we are, hanging onto strains of green and blue. Break the chain then we break down, oh it's not real if you don't feel it: Unspoken expectations, ideals you used to play with.

"Man, I tell you da true fuckin' story, dawg." Jar^2 sat back and sipped another coif of Claret. "My original script had me like Han Solo. Fuckin' bustin' heads, usin' bitches,

It is the morning of Oct.12, and the clock is striking seven. As usual, I'm at the center of this city - Intersection 24. "This section has been blocked..." A big loudspeaker on a

A gentle wise man once shared with me a secret of great wisdom, "Never pickup things that require the use of more than two hands, In other words, don't try to do

'Witch! Witch! Witch!' The crowd was exhilarated at the prospect of watching this poor old lady being tortured with redhot knives, then being put in sack with 6 heavy rocks and