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Ass-kicking and television cooking shows were the two biggest loves of his life, so he pitched a new show: Iron Chef meets MMA. Secret Ingredient in the octogon
Finished
2015-11-22 20:45:36
Took
3 years, 276 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes, 34 seconds
23
I'm on a roll! I've folded so many stories that I'm gonna annihilate the website servers! Then that will allow me to gain control over the whole writing world! Hahahahaha!
Finished
2018-12-06 22:42:11
Took
3 years, 276 days, 14 hours, 18 minutes, 45 seconds
44
"When you are all grown and live in a hut, send me a photo of your baby's butt." Renowned archaeologist Kate Blech was astonished; the inscription was authentic, but Angkor Wat
Finished
2017-07-26 03:15:42
Took
3 years, 276 days, 9 hours, 41 minutes, 40 seconds
45
Why do I buy such trash? I have a hedgehog brush, a metal toothbrush, a rubber nail file, a pair of plastic gloves, cardboard socks and a paper shirt. Yesterday I bought a
Finished
2015-04-19 15:55:28
Took
3 years, 276 days, 9 hours, 40 minutes, 11 seconds
8
The black masked chef flicked a shuiriken which neatly split the lobster in two. My date shrieked with pleasure. The Ninjahana Restaurant had its share of 'accidents' however and
Finished
2016-07-15 14:08:11
Took
3 years, 275 days, 19 hours, 50 minutes, 45 seconds
24
I unwrapped the gum, and folded the stick into my mouth. As I thought about the funeral's cancellation I noticed a new moon outside the window. Only then did I realize
Finished
2016-10-27 10:56:08
Took
3 years, 275 days, 18 hours, 22 minutes, 9 seconds
28
"Why not?" you said. "What could happen?" you said. "Aw, what the hell" I said. Now here we are. Facing certain death, most likely an excruciatingly painful demise, and yet
Finished
2016-03-23 15:08:10
Took
3 years, 275 days, 48 minutes, 30 seconds
6
"Por favor,bom dia...",Carl was having trouble with his Portuguese.He needed to find the house and talk to Maria asap,but nobody knew that street.not even the cab driver.Time was r
Finished
2016-08-04 12:18:23
Took
3 years, 275 days, 14 minutes, 21 seconds
16
"I always hum Greensleeves when I'm feeling depressed." said the ugly spotty teenage girl, as she stared at me through her nerdy glasses. "What do you do?" she asked me.
Finished
2017-07-20 10:56:35
Took
3 years, 274 days, 22 hours, 5 minutes, 42 seconds
40
I bit into the king cake and cracked my front tooth on the plastic baby. It didn't matter, cause now I was gonna have good luck the rest of my life. Wiping the purple sugar from my
Finished
2016-11-07 19:33:50
Took
3 years, 274 days, 21 hours, 55 minutes, 2 seconds
18
Asked by Faux News about the likelihood that she’d become a candidate for President, the former Alaska governor and reality TV star said "Let's just say it's not too late for
Finished
2015-09-19 13:52:17
Took
3 years, 274 days, 18 hours, 43 minutes
24
The flat screen tv was the only thing they had in common anymore and the shared feeling was that they hated it. They'd only stayed married because they were just too
Finished
2016-09-13 09:30:29
Took
3 years, 274 days, 9 hours, 42 minutes, 7 seconds
55
Now, answer the following: Where do you see yourself in five years? How about ten years? Fifty? A thousand? How about when the sun is a burnt-out cinder? Huh? How 'bout it?
Finished
2017-03-26 05:15:34
Took
3 years, 274 days, 5 hours, 42 minutes, 3 seconds
34
"I am the oldest Folder," he lamented into his empty Scotch tumbler. The pistol lay on the desk before him, it's barrel pointing towards the photograph in the cheap brass frame.
Finished
2017-07-20 13:07:39
Took
3 years, 273 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 28 seconds
25
There's this site which might be just what you're looking for. Some surprisingly fresh Rabelaisian humor is to be found but inappropriate writing does go on. Don't say I didn't war
Finished
2017-07-20 13:12:56
Took
3 years, 273 days, 23 hours, 21 minutes, 21 seconds
11
Hardy knew that fucker spilled that scalding water on purpose. But Laurel's dead, soulless eyes, the eyes of a killer, meant he couldn't hurt him directly. Oh god, did he know?
Finished
2016-07-03 11:31:56
Took
3 years, 273 days, 11 hours, 52 minutes, 3 seconds
23
The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at children's games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end which is nigh. Much nigher than
Finished
2016-07-27 07:47:54
Took
3 years, 272 days, 22 hours, 51 minutes, 32 seconds
21
The Perpetrator and The Eunuch sat atop the Empire State Building. They gazed out at the throngs of unsuspecting men and women, plotting their next caper.
Finished
2016-01-22 14:46:46
Took
3 years, 272 days, 22 hours, 7 minutes, 16 seconds
30
Nelly the elephant
Finished
2016-10-28 09:34:53
Took
3 years, 272 days, 17 hours, 40 minutes, 2 seconds
42
In the boardroom - 15 farts in suits & me. The fund manager gives me a note - a small cock+balls. I draw a heart round it & push it back. Not laughing - max points to me! The Chair
Finished
2017-08-01 17:00:53
Took
3 years, 271 days, 5 hours, 14 minutes, 36 seconds
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