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The fact that my face was a porcupine wasn't going to help my chances with her.
Finished
2016-10-27 13:15:05
Took
3 years, 59 days, 13 hours, 58 minutes, 24 seconds
31
'Dear Sandra' the Email began, 'I know what I said last in the back of the car about what I felt for you, but in truth it was all lies. What I meant to say was that I thought you
Finished
2014-09-14 17:00:26
Took
3 years, 59 days, 11 hours, 9 minutes, 20 seconds
42
What do you buy Kim Kardashian for Christmas? Yahoo! has the most incisive questions. I pondered this baffler into the wee hours of the new year. Only 357 shopping days left.
Finished
2017-02-24 03:01:58
Took
3 years, 59 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds
32
Seth pressed through dense undergrowth until he reached a faint, crooked path, the kind made by animals. Nearby stood a squat, gnarled tree with thorny leaves and black bark. Seth
Finished
2020-04-06 14:27:07
Took
3 years, 58 days, 23 hours, 33 minutes, 56 seconds
39
But Kermit was sick of Ms. Piggy's crap. He started spending more time at the office, sometimes sleeping there. He wasn't having an affair (yet) he just didn't want to face the por
Finished
2014-11-20 16:11:53
Took
3 years, 58 days, 21 hours, 48 minutes, 17 seconds
38
O fiendish hound! O damnable mutt of hellish demeanour! O appalling wolffish beastie! O dog of doom! Slavering cur!
Finished
2017-02-25 11:33:10
Took
3 years, 58 days, 17 hours, 25 minutes, 49 seconds
43
This is a test of the Emergency FoldingStory System. FS writers across the world in voluntary cooperation with a few creative authorities have developed this system to keep you
Finished
2016-05-31 08:14:14
Took
3 years, 58 days, 10 hours, 52 minutes, 4 seconds
29
"Now you will only be able to speak in Shakespearean vernacular." The kitschy witch laughed as the girl screamed in pain. Millennial ebonics were her life. Slang was her life force
Finished
2018-05-03 23:47:00
Took
3 years, 58 days, 4 hours, 30 seconds
74
There were only three people in the world that can make pecan pie to die for: my mother (god rest her soul,) me, and a Russian hit man. There can only be one.
Finished
2015-01-07 19:12:50
Took
3 years, 58 days, 1 hour, 53 minutes, 47 seconds
24
In April 1914, Tony Russolo gave a concert of his Futurist music complete with the Intonarumori. His noise music caused a riot and the Intonarumori was allegedly destroyed. However
Finished
2016-08-03 16:00:54
Took
3 years, 57 days, 23 hours, 47 minutes, 25 seconds
31
Josiah Cranshaw's storied life did not include him withering. So now he had some things to say before he started blithering:
Finished
2016-12-08 01:18:14
Took
3 years, 57 days, 23 hours, 4 minutes, 50 seconds
46
Rrrrrrrungungungungungunngunnnnnn.... I looked over at him in the next lane. RrrrrRRRRRRUNNNNNNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNnnnnnnnn. He stared back at me. The light turned green.
Finished
2016-10-17 21:02:21
Took
3 years, 57 days, 22 hours, 54 minutes, 54 seconds
22
After finishing the eye bags & flappy folds under his chin & age spots, the transformation was complete. He put on the sweat pants & white Keds & pushed the walker to the door.
Finished
2014-11-12 23:18:26
Took
3 years, 57 days, 11 hours, 7 minutes, 43 seconds
27
"You got a fast car. I want a ticket to anywhere. Maybe we make a deal?" the scruffy hobo rasped as he leaned against my Lamborghini. "YOLO," I replied. "Get in & hold on."
Finished
2017-07-31 22:01:51
Took
3 years, 57 days, 5 hours, 58 minutes, 51 seconds
11
Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without
Finished
2015-04-06 19:16:34
Took
3 years, 57 days, 3 hours, 51 minutes, 2 seconds
18
There was no way (NO WAY) I could walk away from the table down this big. I simply had to keep playing, any other option was unacceptable. Where was my cocktail?! The heat from the
Finished
2016-04-17 22:06:02
Took
3 years, 57 days, 2 hours, 46 minutes, 32 seconds
44
"It looks very much like a species of desert rat, Pareidolia phantosia, sighted near an oasis in the mid Sahara. We've discovered mars rocks in the same area" said cryptobiologist,
Finished
2016-07-28 13:02:49
Took
3 years, 56 days, 19 hours, 20 minutes, 51 seconds
46
The disturbing truth is not that we discovered wormholes in the fabric of spacetime, it's that they're created by a worm. It's segments span the universe and its eating
Finished
2017-05-27 13:55:52
Took
3 years, 56 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes, 33 seconds
38
"Yes, I repeat again, they are pretty much imaginary friends for adults." Mr.Green's eyes widened. "Aren't you afraid you'll offend someone, Dr.Klepto?!" The Doctor turned
Finished
2017-02-23 16:49:30
Took
3 years, 56 days, 17 hours, 4 minutes, 8 seconds
59
"Ain't never told this story before," Bobert whispered from his rocking chair. "You'll see why. Years ago, my wife Greta told me a secret 'fore she left me. She said, Bob, I'm
Finished
2017-03-04 07:13:28
Took
3 years, 56 days, 16 hours, 39 minutes, 51 seconds
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