Jack was exhausted. It had been the worst 24 hours of his life and all he wanted to do was to go home and collapse. But that was not to be...

So, the Brits are weirder than I thought. In the 1800s, they purposely changed their accent to be more foo-foo.

Amanda Widdershins woke with a shock to find her estranged sister Carlotta sitting on her bed, staring at her. "I saw the shadow of the Manatee here," Carlotta insinuated. Amanda b

Little elves poured out of the woman's foot. They were coated in Vic's vapor rub and

The two cars were speeding right next to each other now. The drivers looked at each other. Jim fought against the g-forces as he reached for the turbo. That's when it happened.

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Lately, sleep has become a delicacy I can only dream about. That is, daydream about. My mouth waters at the mere thought of it. I look out the window, counting stars all night.

There once was a lobster from Rochester

I got an email from a cousin of an ex dictator in Nigeria who needed a safe place to store 15,000,000 $. I paid the transfer fee, and to my surprise the money was transferred to my

He wanted to retaliate but he wanted to do it with style, he torqued the

Jimmy was about to chop a chicken when he realized he was wearing a white shirt. Not wanting to ruin it, he quickly donned his Darth Vader costume from last Halloween.Ms.Jones saw

Your eyes stare glued to the computer screen. A blinking cursor in a blank field is your bane of existence. It will attempt to defeat your creative muse. FoldingStory is trying to

I hate when people watch me open their presents.

He sat back and stretched his legs. He had finally done it, all 600 pages. The epic "To-Do" list for the rest of his life. Number 1: wash socks...

"You gonna eat that?" the guy next to me said, gesticulating with a well-manicured hand at my half-eaten fish and chips. He looked a lot like a cross between Richard Gere and

Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

It was dark and I was alone. Finally, alone. The place in which I was being held was cramped, but peaceful now. I started to move quickly, trying to find something to

So what's the point? Have the most thrills? Amass wealth & power? Leave as many progeny as possible? No answer. Is it to work earnestly? Sacrifice what's precious? Discover the unk

The hairy neon orange monster, that lived in my closet as a kid has returned. He wasn't the same now, instead of reading me parts of "The American Who Taught the Japanese" He now

Alliteration is aligning allies whose alloy helmets allow them to gain allowance money for all altering purposes