(was thinking of starting a dd/lg based book, would anyone be interested in helping?)

THiS WaS THe BeGiNNiNG oF THe WoRST FoLDiNG SToRy eVeR...

I do think the sex thoughts kind of compensate for my lack of connection to the physical realm, as my conscience mind spends a lot of time in the etheric and astral realms.

I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today.

In the undergrowth of New Zealand's forests the flightless Kiwi hid from feral cats. It seemed doomed to extinction until New Zealand outlawed all cats. Cat owners were required to

One day, while a young girl was on vacation, she and her family went swimming in the Ocean. Suddenly, a whirlpool began to drag her down. In a panic, she

Its been over 20 years since, I stuck the stick in that wonderful pink powder, but even now as I get ready to dip it for the first time I can feel my mouth puckering in

With darkness approaching, I knew that I only had a few minutes to make my decision. If I chose wrong, my life might never be the same. I reached my hand forward and selected

I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold.Who am I?

It was an amazing morning and everything was going out fine in my morning walks.Then from the no where someone pops out saying, " Hi Rachel, how are you?" The worst thing is that

King Arthur said, "Well that certainly is one way to liven up a meeting." Sir Lancelot

Hold up, wait a minute let me puts some pimping in it. the party don't stop till 8 in the morning!!

Beryl needed more drama in her life. As a meteorologist, she was fed up with saying there'd be winds 'from the North' that'd be 'cold'. "It's a POLAR VORTEX!" she yelled.

I met Stalin and Roosevelt at the party. There they were at the punch bowl with Adolph. I told them I didn't trust him and they said, "Oh honestly, Winston, who DO you like?"

I went for a walk this morning. The air was crisp and bright and 36 degrees. The upper layer of soil had lifted due to the frost. My steps crushed the soil with a crunching sound.

Stella emptied the watering can on her chrysanthemums; concurrently, a heavy rain fell. "Ugh, I hate when Mother Nature one-ups me," Stella thought. She revved up the power washer

My name is Joe. I have three nipples. Sometimes I'm ashamed when I have to go to the public pool. Sometimes I enjoy the attention. But what I like most of all is the

There is not one day when she couldn't remember the harassment she endured. She remembers all the awful things they said to her, and how everyone just stood around and laughed.

"You know, it's crazy how we finish each other's..."

"let us bow our heads in prayer" said grandma. she didn't know I never believed in the magical man called GOD.