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My mother was a ballerina, and she was Going Places, but then I was born and she realized her true passion lay in making tiny origami statues.
Finished
2018-07-29 20:05:54
Took
138 days, 5 hours, 34 minutes, 33 seconds
11
Before I could stop myself, I jumped over and hugged him, then jerked back and bounced on my heels. He looked amused and flustered at the same time. Surprised and elated, he put
Finished
2011-05-03 12:09:32
Took
138 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes, 27 seconds
24
The early spring had caused everything to come up too fast and blossom all stunted and misshapen. The buds simply didn't have time to form before bursting open. "Quasimodo" came to
Finished
2012-08-23 00:41:03
Took
138 days, 4 hours, 28 minutes, 31 seconds
14
"Are you kidding? The shoes that look like hobbit feet were bad enough, but this! You've no idea what fires you are playing with" Jackson was furious, but the merchandising people
Finished
2012-12-03 21:18:36
Took
138 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes, 44 seconds
46
The wet cold asphalt was the same color as the sky that drooled on my mood. "Cheer Up!" the damn Dr. had said. How can anyone Cheer Up in the Pacific North West. When it wasn't
Finished
2011-08-09 16:36:58
Took
138 days, 4 hours, 16 minutes, 28 seconds
40
Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. Just because a horses ass is something quite enormous. Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. I know her ass is just as big, butt I adore it
Finished
2011-08-10 02:44:25
Took
138 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes, 19 seconds
44
'Invalid response' my ass! It's my phone, and I'll answer it any way I like, or not at all if I so choose. I'm sick & tired of these nuisance calls from scammers trying to get your
Finished
2012-05-21 19:54:41
Took
137 days, 23 hours, 18 minutes, 5 seconds
10
Once upon a time, there
Finished
2011-04-25 17:15:21
Took
137 days, 22 hours, 28 minutes, 56 seconds
45
He batted his long lashes, subtly plucked the thong out of his behind and began a sultry, whiskey-voiced rendition of "Sweet Transvestite"
Finished
2013-06-05 19:37:45
Took
137 days, 21 hours, 48 minutes, 25 seconds
25
He blasted outside. He was shirtless with his sweats stuffed into gortex work boots. He had a fur hat on. He yelled for his son. Lunch was on and he was serving moose stew
Finished
2011-04-30 10:51:48
Took
137 days, 18 hours, 10 minutes, 45 seconds
27
When the snow turns into spring, there is usually joy and elation all around. But on this day
Finished
2011-06-08 09:39:55
Took
137 days, 18 hours, 7 minutes, 56 seconds
4
Belated birthdays were his way of saying that he liked you, but passive aggressively wasn't really interested in carrying the friendship forward to the next birthday. Also, farting
Finished
2011-04-21 21:09:16
Took
137 days, 15 hours, 48 minutes, 38 seconds
41
Kopi Luak or 'civet coffee! I'll just bet a bunch of natives were sitting around half drunk and one of them said I'll bet you we could get the whities to drink Civet shit and pay
Finished
2011-10-02 17:02:18
Took
137 days, 13 hours, 52 minutes, 4 seconds
56
He asked her to do it. His tone was conciliatory. His face sympathetic. But his request for this particular kind of human perversion was very far past any normal favor. He
Finished
2011-12-05 00:43:51
Took
137 days, 12 hours, 49 minutes, 44 seconds
27
He was filling out Christmas cards. One to Phil. Another to Aunt Gloria. He scribbled the usual crap. But when he read what he wrote he saw a confession for murder. For multiple
Finished
2011-05-08 01:21:47
Took
137 days, 7 hours, 3 minutes, 36 seconds
44
"How did this happen, exactly?" "I'm not sure, doctor. One minute the candy cane was in my hand, and the next thing I knew, it was stuck in my
Finished
2015-04-30 22:21:49
Took
137 days, 6 hours, 43 minutes, 44 seconds
11
When the city of Denver is remembered, it will be remembered for the way its soldiers fought and died against the fearsome militants of Arizona and their eradication machines.
Finished
2011-04-21 06:19:15
Took
137 days, 1 hour, 4 minutes, 30 seconds
47
But he didn't care. The Borg could go through its routines. He just wanted his pass and his payment. It's chest opened and he reached for his propulser but
Finished
2011-07-13 16:34:05
Took
136 days, 23 hours, 57 minutes, 47 seconds
50
amazingly odd that the quarter had fallen on it's edge over 12 times! as he prepared to flip it again, there came a shout from across the street. It was mrs. gerdsley making some
Finished
2011-07-08 01:12:51
Took
136 days, 18 hours, 43 minutes, 32 seconds
16
When the chief offered his daughter the interpreter told me this was an offer I couldn't turn down. "I am already married. Tell him that. Point out my wedding ring." "Why does that
Finished
2019-11-14 17:01:11
Took
136 days, 17 hours, 34 minutes, 41 seconds
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