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He walked down the line paying his respects. A somber faced line. Wet Red eyes. He leaned in and hugged her, he said, "Sorry for your loss," and he pickpocketed her
Finished
2011-04-23 22:29:27
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61 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes, 54 seconds
19
To many times he had been in this position before. Not all too often he had been pleased by the way that she touched and loved him. She was a vixen, and her long blonde hair flowed
Finished
2011-04-23 21:09:40
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61 days, 8 hours, 43 minutes, 13 seconds
28
The end.
Finished
2012-09-23 03:17:24
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61 days, 6 hours, 42 seconds
25
Saint Elmo never heard music this good. As the fog descended on the harbor, the lighthouse swirled from the east jetty and caught a glimpse of the dark figures by the moorings of
Finished
2011-04-29 00:34:43
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61 days, 3 hours, 57 minutes, 2 seconds
50
The evil shopping cart sat out in the Target parking lot. Nothing about it would suggest that it had been made in hell. But here it was. Anyone who put items in it would
Finished
2011-07-27 15:17:45
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61 days, 2 hours, 56 minutes, 39 seconds
32
"I swear, I just wanted to buy a kite! Rapul's got the best!" "Sure, sure, fine. But the Taliban are never going to believe that. You better leave out the back; fast." I ran for
Finished
2013-03-20 21:20:17
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61 days, 2 hours, 48 minutes, 32 seconds
21
Lights danced in his eyes. That's not where they were accustomed to dancing and in point of fact, were a little uncomfortable there with all of the dewy innocence. Nevertheless,
Finished
2011-02-20 12:25:04
Took
61 days, 43 minutes, 28 seconds
17
Looking back, it occurred to me that man-slapping was not considered the proper response to Steve's comment. Alas,
Finished
2010-12-01 20:57:21
Took
61 days, 39 minutes, 28 seconds
4
Among the few things I regret are that I never had a sound understanding of quantum mechanics. Spin? Location?
Finished
2010-10-04 15:48:11
Took
61 days, 38 minutes, 22 seconds
36
The crazy oldman lived the rest of his life being hated, completely broke, and... in love with a pigeon... This is hell... I am in hell. I am like an electric Jesus
Finished
2011-10-26 12:28:29
Took
61 days, 24 minutes, 45 seconds
24
The stars burned out one at a time, then in pairs, then in clumps. The night sky was going black and when the moon went out, Stella knew there was about eight minutes before
Finished
2011-02-18 17:33:09
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60 days, 22 hours, 24 minutes, 30 seconds
39
Can a carnivorous plant meet, fall in love with and marry a human woman with a an allergy to poison ivy and bees? How would they cross pollinate? Did she even know what a stamen
Finished
2011-01-31 21:59:24
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60 days, 19 hours, 57 minutes, 9 seconds
27
"I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it move it. You like to... MOVE IT!" That song was playing for the twelfth time today, this was
Finished
2011-06-25 17:05:48
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60 days, 19 hours, 52 minutes, 45 seconds
29
-Where the F#$& are my F#$&ing socks?-And why the F#$& are you so mad about some F#$&ing socks?-Because they are my F#$&ing lucky socks.-And when the F#$& did you have a lucky day?
Finished
2011-04-24 13:26:34
Took
60 days, 18 hours, 58 minutes, 44 seconds
23
It was so wierd. The holiday had turned crazy, all because of the tentacles that I had found lying on the beach that cold, magical morning. They had been picked up and dragged to
Finished
2012-10-20 02:46:32
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60 days, 14 hours, 36 minutes, 59 seconds
26
i impinged into your life again. a stimulus, maybe. a horror to escape or destroy. a pathos. I am my facticity phenomenally, in a soul that tends at one as it approaches immortali
Finished
2018-03-09 17:19:54
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60 days, 13 hours, 52 minutes, 39 seconds
29
I am a 65 years old retiree, people look askance at me when I say things like, I"I think Ill build a Mandolin from scratch then learn to play it. It only takes my time, not theirs
Finished
2011-05-29 14:38:57
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60 days, 13 hours, 20 minutes, 45 seconds
14
So there it was. Quivering. Hulking. Gyrating. Like it had a life of its own. It was sick. Diseased. Disgusting. It was
Finished
2011-04-21 08:12:12
Took
60 days, 9 hours, 16 minutes, 28 seconds
25
I use oven cleaner and a brass-bristle brush on mine until all the blackened crust and rancid oily residue solids are removed. Then, I gently dab it dry with a ShamWow Shammie.
Finished
2011-02-01 04:24:29
Took
60 days, 8 hours, 49 minutes, 47 seconds
59
All that was left was to think of a catchy band name. Crab Rangoon was bandied about, but ultimately discarded. Lenny suggested Feta-ed Fetid Fetus (he always had to get cheese
Finished
2013-03-15 20:44:02
Took
60 days, 8 hours, 42 minutes, 19 seconds
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