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She died a little every-time he looked at her after that. Filling herself up with guilt and self-hatred.
Finished
2013-07-13 13:59:13
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307 days, 10 hours, 27 minutes, 31 seconds
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Dragging through yet another day. I remember when I was younger - when it didn't take quite so much effort to lift my feet off the ground.
Finished
2013-05-25 11:36:34
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256 days, 8 hours, 45 minutes, 49 seconds
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I felt faint, looking out to the pouring rain in my High School. When will my Mother be here? And then, I saw him. The one I've loved since the seventh grade.
Finished
2012-12-17 22:45:52
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79 days, 7 hours, 31 minutes, 23 seconds
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For a long time, he had been considering wearing the skirt. Who decided that men couldn't entertain this option, after all? This one, a plaid crepe, was calling to him and he
Finished
2017-07-20 16:07:18
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4 years, 277 days, 2 hours, 30 minutes, 12 seconds
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Privately he felt that the world would be much better off if humanity were a race of androgynous, hermaphroditic, caramel-skinned dwarves, but publicly, he held fast to the ideal
Finished
2017-01-06 23:03:07
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4 years, 78 days, 8 hours, 19 minutes, 35 seconds
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ive just learned about the monkey jesus. seems this was some 80 year old spanish chick's attempt at restoring a piece of art in her church. i will totally be this chick when im 80.
Finished
2015-03-21 23:35:25
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2 years, 149 days, 1 hour, 44 minutes, 43 seconds
41
The news anchor then said with a chuckle, "And on the lighter side of the news today, local space-time began to inflate at breakneck speeds today in a small town in Indiana today,
Finished
2017-01-19 16:30:35
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4 years, 84 days, 3 hours, 36 minutes, 30 seconds
41
Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.
Finished
2018-09-04 20:10:49
Took
5 years, 306 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, 44 seconds
41
..."I spy with my little eye, something that is... gray." "is it your tomb stone with the cherubs?" "Got it in one!" The afterlife was tedious and Casper wasn't helping.
Finished
2014-08-24 04:24:59
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1 year, 290 days, 8 hours, 40 minutes, 32 seconds
41
"I just feel...sexy" the homeless guy sitting next to me on the Metro said to no one in particular. His hand, surprisingly clean and immaculately groomed, slowly snaked its way
Finished
2015-07-11 10:01:12
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2 years, 243 days, 17 hours, 25 minutes, 35 seconds
41
Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the rivers of Babylon we sat, hung up our guitars, and quaffed a few brews as the mechanisms of empire worked on into the night." The congreg
Finished
2012-11-14 18:43:05
Took
3 days, 4 hours, 35 minutes, 20 seconds
41
He was reincarnated as a bacterium living inside the colon of a maggot living in a festering rat turd in a sewer beneath a squalid slum. He looked on the bright side. "At least
Finished
2013-03-29 00:20:26
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133 days, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 34 seconds
41
"Conniving truths are meant to be curdled" was one of my Uncles sayings. "The average platypus won't eat just any grub." another. I never had the gumption to ask what he meant &
Finished
2015-04-27 20:36:08
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2 years, 163 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes, 3 seconds
41
With a massive hangover, I found this morning that downing 5 shots of tequila and a few pints of lager makes one prone to mistake facebook status updates for foldingstory, now
Finished
2014-11-13 16:58:06
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1 year, 361 days, 5 hours, 15 minutes, 53 seconds
41
Therapeutic Holiday Story # 1: It all began when Dickie, my brother-in-law, leaned across the dinner table, stared straight at me and murmured, "I'll have a thigh."
Finished
2017-06-17 02:22:10
Took
4 years, 211 days, 5 hours, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
41
The Church of the Science of Baloney was based on a book written by old Mother Cupboard in collaboration with the old woman that lived in a shoe. A lock picker read the book and
Finished
2017-05-29 21:48:25
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4 years, 171 days, 10 hours, 42 minutes, 43 seconds
41
Billy could not grasp the true power of the instrument of destruction he wheeled into his 6th grade science class. The "Baking Soda Volcano" label made it seem innocent enough, but
Finished
2014-03-11 23:28:43
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1 year, 91 days, 3 hours, 3 minutes, 36 seconds
41
Channel 11 News: Live on scene. "Today Santa Clause has been arrested." The News Reporter said. "It all started at the parade.."
Finished
2016-08-01 11:01:39
Took
3 years, 222 days, 22 hours, 23 minutes, 17 seconds
41
"The end is nigh!" shouted a elderly lady with a compromising sandwich board plastered to her ample bosom. Some people shot her worried looks, wondering if she had escaped from
Finished
2013-01-01 01:00:01
Took
9 days, 9 hours, 41 minutes, 59 seconds
41
The buzzer rang. A man wearing odd headgear with multiple zoom lenses stood at the door. "Hi there. You've won a free mapping of your residence for google@home." "Wow, great!"
Finished
2017-12-13 23:47:10
Took
4 years, 357 days, 7 hours, 19 minutes, 57 seconds
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