I am crazy!

The old story forever new

Floating in a dead can in space. My air is almost out. Once this last bar is out I will only have the air in the 3 spacesuits that are still functional. So I had about 74 hours of

That first plunge of your teeth in that throat, blood throbbing erratically warm against your tongue throat fur consciene. Your beast lives again as intended as foretold.

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At first I was conservative with my likes. I used to hand them out very sparsely, until one faithful day the ghosts of Christmas educated me on the liberal cause. Now I hand them

I had enough of it this time. This time I had to stand up for myself

I asked the Monster under my bed to scoot over and anxiously crawled in beside him.My parents' loud arguments carry through the thin walls of my room.Monster says sympathetically,

"Robert, you're the best hacker we have. You've got the raw processing power of an I7. Now get me those nuclear codes by tonight or it's game over for America."

There is a peculiar moment in time when, upon opening the fridge and seeing that the milk is one day expired, you must make a dreadful decision, one that could change everything.

I was out of food, water and batteries. The river stood before me and behind, in the jungle, the grunts of the monkeys closed in.

He opened his drawer and presented me a folder containing more than just a few pages. "The higher ups already made their decisions. All you have to do—all you can do—is sign it.”

If your drunk and you know it clap your hand. If your drunk and you know it, but you don't really want to show it

"We interrupt this program for an emergency broadcast. President Trump's burrito bombed, so he declared war on Mexico. Chef swears Lo Mein is ok, but stay tuned. Back to the game."

Up for auction... lot 31... mason jar full of human teeth. What am I bid?

D.I. Hathaway met Jenko and Schmidt at Heathrow. "This new drug called 'Bard Time' cropped up at Exeter. We don't want it getting round the quads." Jenko liked Hathaway. They had a

Did I just hear the Wilhelm Scream or was I just imagining it again?

I looked over my shoulder to see where the noise, a deep throaty chuckle, came from. "Blurh," The chuckle came again. He was getting closer... Elmo. He was coming.

The event was unexpected and for that reason, unwelcomed. The plan called for proper planning and for every contingency being covered.

There once was a princess name Linda. She lived in a magical kingdom in a far away land called Myropia. Lands stretched as far as the eye could see