I was reading a book when I heard a wailing siren. I looked out my window and saw utter chaos. I looked into the sky and saw five planes streaking overhead in perfect formation.

yesterday a man told me to get in the car nd he wuld give me candy but

Agent Kenny Loggins sat down with Kenny Rogers and said, "The jig up Ken." Kenny Roger's face burned like roasted chicken. Loggins said, "We have the foot. We found it in the river

We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets had pulled up small chunks of amber. Sonar indicated a dome shaped structure. The Princess Jūratės palace of amber was within my grasp!

I want to tell the story of a durable little neck zit. It started out like a subterranean volcano, wide, hot and sloping. I really tried not to pinch while it was still gestating b

So Ben Bernanke grinned triumphantly. The questions came hot and fast. "What are you going to do? Print more money?" Then Ben introduced congress to King Midas and

My nipples had been sore all day, but I hadn't had a chance to check them - work was crazy busy, and I didn't want to be late for yoga afterward. That night when I finally checked

You complain about the rain, but secretly, you adore it.

In case you hadn't noticed I'm going to clue you in a little bit here. There is no secret to happiness. No key to why we're here. No long lost mystery that reduces belly fat. The

I sing a song of heartbreak, of sadness & misery too. I sing a song of all the things that make a person blue. My heart is like a daffodil, it seems so bright and happy. But when

"It doesn't matter what you eat as long as you eat something," she said as she pumped more nacho cheese into a bowl and ate it with her fingers. She was an amateur dietician and

I was sitting wondering how many times you could drop your ipad before it actually, you know, broke for real. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a cat with wings chasing a robin

Morton's resolve to "alway's take the stairs" as his doctor had ordered was severely taxed when he had a meeting on the 99th floor of the Willis Tower. On floor 78 he collapsed

Una vez un gato se fue a la escuela.

Just feeling the pulse of life in your veins amped up. The beat beat beat of your heart, hammering in your chest. The rush of oxygen. When it stops, the echo in that silent place

"Pipes, pipes, pipes" he wheezed, "you'd think that, as a plumber, I'd be pretty damned sick of the things by now. And, you know what?" He paused to spit, noisily, onto the tarmac,

What do you think those of us in Silicon Valley are thinking when we read the following headline:

There was so much red in the air it was impossible to gauge exactly who threw the flag and for what. Was it Jim in accounting making another not funny math joke or someone in the

duh hello said the man to his friends

"No! Do not throw that away, you hear? I saved those Kleenex from when I went to see 'Titanic' & cried so hard, I wanted to save 'em in a ziploc! And put that down! That's my