My fingers wandered dangerously close to her lips, stopping long enough on the way to brush through her brown hair. She embraced it, and gazed deeply into my eyes like a doll would

It wasn't unusual for them to assess taxes for not being a cat. It was a felinoid town after all. The outskirts always smelled like Tuna and regurgitated hair balls. Tabby guards

its 6:00 am and just got 4 hours of sleep and now i have to go to

It was a time for laughing, a time for love, but most of all it was a time for

The ER Doc asked me"What Happened" "Well" I started "It's been ages since I've had sex so when so I took two Viagra. Then worrying about a heart attack I took three Nitroglycerin

Behold!

Look at this piece of wood! he thundered. And it threw a fleshly-cut tree trunk dangerously close to my feet. I stammered, drooping the ax. Umm, mister Ent... the story is not that

Pleban was no publican. Nor was he a pelican, if you want to be honest. "Not want to be, missy, must." Senior Detective on Homicide and my Nana still had to put me right, in front

Once upon a time there was a nyan cat that farted rainbows which destroyed earth little by little and 1 day the president says "enough is enough, he has destroyed the white house".

The witch went to the party, she baked a cockroach cake, and garnished it with frog legs and salamander eyes. She offered some to the others, but no one wanted any. It made her sad

Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov and Lt. Green entered the glade where Pooh and Piglet were trying to restart their bloody chainsaws. Spock held out his tricorder towards them.

It wasn't what it could've been, but since we're being honest, it was the best we could do. They didn't give us enough notice, enough time, enough. You get what you pay for.

وقف البطل الخارق الملقّب بـ(كويتي مان) على قمّة برج التحرير، و رداءه الملوّن بألوان العلم الثلاثة يرفرف من خلفه مع الريح. يتأمّل المدينة من فوق و اذا به يشاهد عمليّة سطو مسلّح على

Little did Mr. Shrieking know, the volume on his T.V. Was set to max when the remote activated the spark to power a loud surprise.

Good-bye, mission control. Thanks for trying.

Dear God, It's me, Steve Jobs. It has been 14 years since I faked my death and frankly,

Peter donned his purple wig and purple glasses, headed to the purple factory to help make purple mattresses for the Purple family of which he was the youngest. Peter Plum Purple II

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I dropped down onto my knees when I've finally discovered that he threw our history away and treated as if it never happened.

Hace muchos muchos años en un pueblo muy lejano de aquí vivía una chica extremamente guapa. Tenía mucho tiempo libre porque sus padres eran muy ricos y ella no tenía que trabajar.