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The desert continent became his first conquest, leaving in his wake a sea of glass and smoldering crystalline statues.

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The tag on the edge of his bed forbade him from removing it. He worked at the store, but he'd purchased it on an employee plan and would have to return it if he quit within a year

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The Swamp Thing hated, I mean with livid heat, hated Zydeco music. In fact, once someone showed him an accordion and

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His best guess was that they were five hundred yards away. The binoculars confirmed it. He had to admit to being surprised at this irrelevance when they started moving light speed.