"You got me so fired up angry. I ain't gonna wait for no jury! You've committed a crime so evil, so downright hayness. It's my duty to wipe you off the face o' the Earth without

Hey guys. I'm a frog. A like to eat some pizza. That may sounds a little strange, but

The Pope surprised us one day by driving his popemobile into Hyde Park. He's not alone in his cabin. There are 2 cardinals in red crouched on low seats in front of him

Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?

I was going to a fifa soccer match, when i got there i saw many people running out of the soccer match club, when i look closely, i saw a a group of witches throwing pumpkin bomb

walking down a dark hallway freaks me out. As i walked further and further, it became more silent until.... BAMM!!! shouting as loud as i can... guess what i saw...

In the time before the Canoptic branch silted and Haraklion sunk beneath the waves, the sun ruled wisely and the moon shone peacefully on the green land.

There once lived a guy who lived a shoe. His shoe was way too big for him and it stunk really bad. Instead of putting foot powder in his shoe, he sprayed cologne everyday.

"Por favor,bom dia...",Carl was having trouble with his Portuguese.He needed to find the house and talk to Maria asap,but nobody knew that street.not even the cab driver.Time was r

I was a world famous best-selling author once, a lifetime ago it seems. How did I end up destitute and having to resort to FoldingStory for my genius writing to reach the world?

They shot the white girl first.

Wouldn't you know it, the Global Vampire Pandemic coincided EXACTLY with an anomalous 500% increase in the output of UV radiation by the sun, so that the average moon-lit night was

the sky was dark and the air was muggy, it has been three days since the accident has happened and we have still had no communication from the outside world.

Once upon a time long ago, there was a

Back in his thatched and round abode, Merlin laid out his cloak of black feathers near the peat fire and sat to type out the lyrics for his next top-40 hit. The old black Royal cla

There was one thing he had to do. One quest. One mission. He couldn't fail in this, not when the fate of the universe was at stake. He had to remember the word "Aubergine".

Wearing his freshly ironed white blouse and black tie Chuck sat in his cubicle, passively clicking button after button on the keyboard. "Gee, I sure wish

hey my name is Jeff. i wanted to have a friend that was def. I was walking down the street and i found a...

One time I saw Nicki Minaj jogging down Central Park West.

I hate my grandma's attic. It's creepy and smells like moldy socks. Probably because there are moldy socks up there, along with the rest of dear departed grandpa's other things.