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When the Highland Games were over and the scorched earth of Toronto settled, the PM crawled out form his hidey-hole and yelled
Finished
2017-08-26 19:13:58
Took
4 years, 259 days, 20 hours, 17 minutes, 17 seconds
37
There are few ways to leave your mark long after you are dead. You can be a conqueror, a great philosopher, or you can write something for posterity. With these few words, I leave
Finished
2013-02-25 22:02:57
Took
73 days, 15 hours, 19 minutes, 27 seconds
37
The beach was crowded with Australians having their Xmas BBQ when Santa jumped out of the hovering helicopter with his bag of gifts, red shorts, sunglasses and towel to join in
Finished
2017-08-25 00:37:48
Took
4 years, 248 days, 13 hours, 35 minutes, 5 seconds
37
Previously on FoldingStory: Half-man, half-manatee, all detective Manatee P.I. experienced total ocular self-doubt before being swallowed whole by a hippo. Also, Santa became evil.
Finished
2016-08-06 01:48:13
Took
3 years, 229 days, 9 hours, 39 minutes, 43 seconds
37
The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard convened to discuss some troubling matters. On the agenda: (1) Non-compliance with the FS Rules and (2) the passive aggressive use of
Finished
2013-10-31 01:51:25
Took
313 days, 19 hours, 14 minutes, 34 seconds
37
Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you.. But they're not fruit. Beans beans, good for the heart the more you eat the more you.. Not so says epidemiology. Bean
Finished
2017-04-14 14:09:16
Took
4 years, 114 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes, 53 seconds
37
Slugman glared at me as Joyce from Forensics reported that all five mucusy trails were concocted from mucilage and olive oil. "Slugman, I owe you more than an apology. How about
Finished
2018-08-04 10:16:28
Took
5 years, 222 days, 15 hours, 15 minutes, 24 seconds
37
My kitty, Ted, is the biggest badass cat in the world. He weighs 21 pounds and wakes me up each morning by sitting on my face each morning until I can't breathe.
Finished
2016-09-23 09:39:28
Took
3 years, 268 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes, 5 seconds
37
You know that feeling that there's someone behind you, someone in the basement, behind the shower curtain. That uncertainty about whether the door was already ajar. That's
Finished
2017-05-16 19:24:29
Took
4 years, 138 days, 17 hours, 30 minutes, 7 seconds
37
It was the day the lights switched off, no more electricity, no more cars, no more internet. For good. Some say it was the beginning of a new age. Others say it was just a really
Finished
2014-01-17 11:35:18
Took
1 year, 17 days, 22 hours, 4 minutes, 13 seconds
37
It was dry out so I should have known. But while my guard was down my sister blasted me with 50,000 volts of static. In the hospital, I sharpened down my big toenail to a point
Finished
2017-06-02 01:59:34
Took
4 years, 138 days, 11 hours, 58 minutes, 58 seconds
37
I submitted my paperwork to the Department of Major Fuck-ups who then mistakenly forwarded part of my application to the Dept. of Incompetence where some geriatrics sent it to
Finished
2016-10-14 12:52:36
Took
3 years, 268 days, 14 hours, 1 minute, 22 seconds
37
You ate my sandwich again, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?! It was right here on my desk and you were here too and now that's the second time my sandwich disappeared! Why don't you admit
Finished
2013-10-24 17:52:28
Took
275 days, 1 hour, 34 minutes, 34 seconds
37
My kindergartener has an upcoming science fair and I can't decide whether she should dissect C. elegans embryos or develop a GIS-based habitat model for Sceloporus graciosus.
Finished
2017-02-10 14:28:48
Took
4 years, 19 days, 21 hours, 3 minutes, 42 seconds
37
"If you had a fire in a convenience store & Gatorade were flammable we could get sued, so we put the flame retardant in it." "...and what does brominated vegetable oil taste like?"
Finished
2016-08-03 01:30:32
Took
3 years, 189 days, 14 hours, 16 minutes, 35 seconds
37
I had recollected myself from the impertinent psychomagnets of the world. I walked among them now, my hairy belly to the wind, taunting their advertorial compulsions. As for pity,
Finished
2017-09-03 12:17:11
Took
4 years, 213 days, 13 hours, 57 minutes, 19 seconds
37
All the things I say, and all the things I do, make me think life is easier when you're dead. So should I fix this? Or put a gun to my head?
Finished
2016-10-30 18:33:35
Took
3 years, 270 days, 2 hours, 36 minutes, 19 seconds
37
I put Red Bull in my coffee and now my heart sounds like dub step.
Finished
2017-06-02 01:42:29
Took
4 years, 116 days, 12 hours, 40 minutes, 12 seconds
37
Aaaaaaah! The delights of scab picking. It shouldn't feel so good to self mutilate surely it goes against the logic of allowing your body to heal but yet
Finished
2017-06-23 01:07:55
Took
4 years, 136 days, 4 hours, 50 minutes, 15 seconds
37
"O my children. Stop your bickering just this once. Make peace with your maker." The voice wasn't really his." He'd passed denial. The asteroid would impact. Others knew, surely.
Finished
2019-02-05 20:58:39
Took
5 years, 356 days, 1 hour, 16 minutes, 14 seconds
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