There was a picture of me sleeping on my phone. I live alone.

Once upon a time, a princess who was very revealing, she did not like to wear dresses, heels, jewelry or crowns, she liked to bring pants, tennis, play soccer, nintendo..

He waited for his friends at their usual table. As much as he would have wanted to see them, he dreaded their arrival.

Al took his singing masturbation act on the road, reinventing himself as “Sonny Bone-OH!” Song parodies like “Beat the Meat Goes On” & “A Cowboy Jerks It Till He’s Done” were Al’s

there 2as once a castle upon a hill, the lived there because his mother had some kill. He followed god and smoked weed everyday, but this king had a secret...he was a fucking gay.

As I sit here in his sweat shirt smiling at the thought of him, jack came to my mind and how he would react to this. Jack is controlling and protective but he's sweet too. I love

Fever f***** Niki and thats f***** up but i think I should cause I'm good at it Forget about it Drake I go harder and so deep she thought i hit her granddaughter

it was a fine day.i was jogging on the park, and suddenly, i saw a tree burning in fire, and suddenly,it uprooted from the ground and started throwing fire ball at the people

i was walking in them jungle and suddenly, i saw a slime like water dripping on my hands, when i look up,i was shock to see a hive, and inside of the hive there,was many movement

Chingy went outside and thought something was highly peculiar about the November aura.

My hand hovered over the button. I didn't believe it was the decision my palm faced, but the coffee that left me shaky. "Don't do it--not to them," I heard her from behind me.

Once, there was a woman so blonde, even the sun envied her. He hair fell in long gold curls down her back. She had a small nose, red lips, bright eyes. She was perfect. Except...

"When did this appear?" thought the young maestro as his eyes rested on a glittering black violin. It was definitely not one he had scene before. He picked it up to inspect it.

I was Skyping a beautiful Italian girl I had met on some chatting website when...

One day, when I was extremely bored and making up stories with my imaginary friends seemed too boring, I decided to create a new game. A game that put me in this straight jacket.

You tried to find me but all the roads that led you there were winding, and all the lights that lit the way were blinding. I thought you were the one who was going to save me.

So naturally, I installed a big gong in the living room, complete with suspended log.

But being wealthy, Nate chose to eat carrots instead and twat made all the difference. We suffered from a severe case of vitamin A poisoning. Wis skin has brigwt orange and

It was the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

She quickly handed over her license & registration as the officer spoke sternly, "Tracy... Ahem, Ms. Chapman are you aware of how fast you were driving?"