Adolf stood mesmerized by the image in his mirror. He could never

Come gather round people, wherever you roam.

"Shall I?" "Yeah." "Are you absolutely sure about this?" "Just do it".

Farewell Mr. Nimoy. May your katra live on among us and teach us the wisdom we need to survive in a harsh universe, to live long and prosper.

"Now you will only be able to speak in Shakespearean vernacular." The kitschy witch laughed as the girl screamed in pain. Millennial ebonics were her life. Slang was her life force

It was a difficult climb, especially with 20 kilos of coffee super-glued to my eye-lash. About 400 miles from the summit the eccentric eagle of Essex

May I introduce myself? He handed me with his clawlike anntenae a business card reading "Yawunik Kootenayi - Lobster With Two Sets Of Eyes From 500,000,000 B.C."

"There is no door." I grinned, but not in a happy way. "Of course there is. How else could we have gotten in here?" His eyes narrowed and he said "You don't get it, do you?" We

Once upon a time there was a unicorn that farted rainbows and ate poop the barfed it out

The once was a pooping unicorn who had the worst B.O. everyone on the earth died

I was following the directions, but something wasn't right. I turned the car left down a bumpy dirt road and rolled slowly passed a half eaten animal carcass the size of a boulder.

Amelia slumped against the back of the seat, head turned slightly to face the car window. Her eyes glazed over as she stared outside at the passing streets. Everything had begun to

The boy was walking across the bridge when?

Adam are a student who want to write a story.

Some things will never go as planned and Andy had to admit that to himself. Justice would never be dealt, she was too clever and unpredictable for them. "There's only one thing

Once upon a time there was a small horse with a big heart

It didn't take me long to realize that Julie was a kleptomaniac.

Damn! I just can't find the time, the energy, the money, the women, the resources or indeed the hot wasabi paste to

She cut deeply into the body, feeling the warmth spill out. Sticky, rich.....thank goodness she had taped the blade to her hand. Most of the children at the party started to scream

Elizabeth let out a sigh as she closed her pocket book. She leaned back to her seat and took a sip from her coffee. Tomorrow wasn't going to be a great for she will see him again.